about my trip…
I witnessed and enjoyed many amazing and wonderful things on my journey into the unknown. I can’t begin to describe! I think I’ll just list a few here.
- Alligators are far from extinct. I saw many, many interstate alligators everywhere I traveled! (interstate alligator= shredded truck tire carcass, often looks like a real gator crossing the road in the distance)
- Killing red bulls can make a long drive much more enjoyable.
- Witnessed the immediate aftermath of a dump truck penetrating a very heavy duty concrete barrier wall in the center of an interstate highway! What a mess! That must have hurt like a bitch!
- Saw a number of 18 wheelers actually using the correct lane and not impeding faster moving traffic!
- Got milk? It’s even better when you see a giant tank truck full of milk on it’s side in a ditch with milk spilling everywhere. (note to self: keep glove box stocked full of Oreos)
- Observed a number of crack-heads coming and going from the room below me. (like it’s not too fukking obvious)
I also had a check list of things I planned on doing during my trip. Let’s see how well I did.
( ) Kill Godzilla once and for all. I found out he’s hibernating beneath the Sea of Japan and the plane ticket was outside my budget, I’ll get you next time you crazy giant lizard!!
(x) Do some camping at the “Y”. Hell yeah, what fun. Especially when the grounds are nicely manicured and trim!
(x) Learn to read some braille. This is a wonderful way to get acquainted with women too!
(x) Test drive some new Trojan condoms. They weren’t too bad actually but it’s still nothing like the real thing.
(x) Switch to the real thing and love it even more! Now we’re talking!
(x) Learn new tricks. I’m an old dog, it’s never too late!
( ) Visit my favorite Texas bloggers. You know who you are! Sorry guys and gals maybe on the next trip?
(x) Go toe to toe, face to face, heart to heart with the Demon Queen without blinking! woohoo!!!
Hey, looks like I did pretty good on my checklist! Sorry I can’t tell you guys the exact location of the Realm, but to me it’s not just a distant place anymore. It now exists in my bleeding heart. All in all the trip was a real eye opener to some new possiblities in my life. Thanks for all the sweet well wishes while I was away!!!
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Wow…I’m first!! Sounds like you did all the things I’m wishing I were doing. Good for you.
*Double Poink*
Quick on the draw there Boo!!!
Glad you’re back safe and sound!
Mmmmmm Oreos. I can’t stop thinking about them now. And Milk!
See, now look what you’ve done! ;-P
Details, Dawg!! We want DETAILS!!!
You devil you! Welcome back… Glad you had a great trip. You know we would have LOVED more details… but gotta respect your privacy! hee hee!!! xox
Nope… no respect for privacy here. You’re the one who started the teasing around here, Sev. Now spew it.
I think he chased Demon Queen off to Japan, and wrassled Gawdzilla to a panting sweaty standstill….
welcome home sport! when’s the return visit scheduled? I hear some of you old fellas got pretty good recoop times…. (((((((((7))))))))))
pee ess
damn fine new pic there! is that a smirk in yer eye, or just happy to see her? *poink*
“…new possibilities..” Let’s see, he’s done deep sea diving, so I guess it’s sky diving. Pearl diving? Muff diving? (No, been there, done that.) I give up.
Sounds like you had an awesome trip!
Sounds like you had lots of fun!
Love the new animation for blog of the day. Are they water drops or marbles?
Sounds like all kinds of “fun” was had….
Glad you’re back *poinks*
sounds like a good trip!
mmmmmm, Oreos and milk….one of my FAVORITIST THINGS!!
Hi Gorgeous!
I see you’ve done a little re-decorating! BEAUTIFUL! Now… who rocked who’s world? heheh
I am just now beginning to recover from your weekend visit to The Realm.
Still walking a bit funny though. Won’t be able to straddle my stallion for a few days yet.
So?
Part Two?
Soon?
Please?
Yummy!
Oh and stop with the condoms!
If kid’s visit I want them to know that
sex=death
condoms=life
And they need to eat their veggies and STOP reading here!
~thwap~
I will not forgive you. You came to Texas and didn’t see me. I’m devastated.
Waaaaaaaa
Okay I’m over it.
Welcome home, Se7en! Good to see you had a wonderful time!
Boo= hey sweetie!! double poinkz for you too!! hehe
Seamus= thanks man!! hell yeah!
Crazy Girl= did I do that? *innocent look* hehe
hahaha never! and besides you said spew,,,, uuuuu no hahaha
Ang= silly, you want a blow by blow, stroke by stroke account?
Last Girl= thanks sweetheart! yes I can be the devil when I wanna, lol
Magz= for a moment there I thought you wrote panty
you know whee my mind is! 
thanks grrrl!! happy to see her in the photo weee!
OHS= i have yet to try sky diving! maybe next week hehe!
Sharron= you betcha I did, can’t wait for my next visit to the Realm =)
Micki= thanks hon! marbles? dunno really more like bubbles I would say… hehe
Angel= hi hi!! dawlin’!!! *poinkz*~!!! to you tooo000oooo
Dawn= HEY!! those are MY Oreos!!! bribg ‘em back will ya!!!
DQ= hiya babycakes!! woohoo, you look mahvelous!
and I did stop with the condoms by your command, remember!! hehe hmmmmm dreamy but veggies suck~~ !!! suck i say!
Becka= Nope I didn’t go to Texas at all hon, I meant maybe on my next trip I’ll head that way instead of north
oh, well glad to see you’re over it hahaha!!
Serra= thanks hon!! And yes, I had an incredible but too short of a visit…. but there’s always next time!! weeeeee~!!!
Wooohooo! Sounds like you both deserve a high-five! Glad you had an awesome time bro!
Lois Lane
well well, our little boy is all grown up
*high five* Congrats!!!
!!!!!poink!!!!!
WB {{Se7en}}, glad you had a great time.. Now share the Oreos and I will bring the Milk, hehe
*poink*
Huggz
Sweet one glad you had such a great trip and things went so well. You need to stop by my place for today’s post is all about the new design called Victoria’s Diner and the designer behind it. I hope you received something from me by now did you and your other site?
Sev
Glad you had a great break away and congrats on being BoM on Vic’s site !
You derserve it buddy !
Ok, next time your down Texas way- call me you goof. And oreos in the glovebox- hee hee.
Vicki sent me!! I really love this blog, I will be back for more, your sense of humor is awesome:)
dammit OREOS that’s what I forgot to eat in Atlanta, and bring back… damn damn damn
Vickie sent me here. Congratulations on being blog of the month !!
Glad you had a nice trip !!
Hi There, Came by way of Victorias diner, nice work on her skin. Congrats on the Blog of the Month!
no alligators here, but plenty of coyote and rattlesnakes…. glad you had a great trip!
Vickie sent me! Congrats on being her Blog of the Month! I’ll be back, you’ve got a great place here!
I’ll be in NC in a few weeks…who blogs from there? lol
Damn Sev!
So many people happy to see you got laid!
Okay I’m happy for you too.
Now I must go pout.
I polished off the oreos… can you grab some more when you go to the store?
Commando
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Victoria sent me. Congrats on being blog of the month. Great site and I love your sense of humor!
Lois= thanks love!! hope your time away went well too!
smooches sweetie!!
Kristin= grown up? NEVER!!!
Nanner= high fives to you too on your recently acquired hearthrob hehe!! hell yeah!!
Angel= hello dawlin’!!! hugs and poinks grrrrl~!!!
Jade= share Oreos!! acckkk!! hmmm well… ok but just this once!
Vickie= thanks schweetheart! you’re the bestest, ya know that??? xoxoxo’s hon~!
Terry= hey guy, thanks and I hope the weather is treatin’ ya better lately hehe
Brighton= you know I will, I’m still hoping to head out your way in the nearest future possible hehe I gotta visit Brighton Place someday!!
TheQueen= hi there and welcome to the dog house and thanks!! pleased ta meet you!
Noonie= you forgot Oreos!!! omg ya need ta get on the next flight back silly lady!! Come to the Big Easy next time aka New Orleans hehe
Dawn= wow, new faces here, awesome and pleased ta meet you!! and thank you!
Oopsydaisy= what a cool name hehe, welcome and thank you very much!!
Birdie= thanks and watch out for them rattlers, nasty and mean animals when you aren’t careful woo!
Karen= I’ll go over and thank Vickie for all this linky love later, thanks for visiting my little doghouse on the net
tCj= hey grrl, the only one I can think of offhand is El Sidra, I miss that doomy mistress too! maybe you could meet up with her! hehe
Tricia= hey don’t be a teasing me with that commando stuff, you know how it gets me going, yummy!!!!
Chaotic= More new faces, wee!! Hi there, thanks for coming by!!
Wow, just look at all the luvin’ Vickie has sent over, she is toooo much~!!! thanks hon~!!!!
Ahhh… went to see the Queen - Right on!
hell, I’m jealous that somebody got laid!
Congrats on being Vickie’s BOM, Se7en, you are so damn talented. I love her diner look, so cool.
Your trip sounded very tasty, in all ways. Glad ya got home in one piece.
Awwh…I’m touched. Thanks for makin’ me the blog o’ the day. You rock.
Sounds like a HOT weekend. Good for you!
Let us know when you do make it to Texas.
So is that a current pic o’ you and DQ? The beard looks nice. **and I DO mean your facial hair**
Tesco= hey man! yeah, we had a really *nice* little get together hehe
DB= hey, welcome to the doghouse and thanks!!
Varla= you’re welcome!! maybe more people will get to see your cool ass photos you always have up.
Jethro= of course I will, you and Z are definitely on my list of “must meet” people hehe
Ang= yep that is a new pic from just last week! and thanks for the sweet compliment hon!! hugz~!!
you dawg.
‘nuf said.
Wow… Celti has a new moniker. Video game champ, eh?
uh did New Orleans in 93, lasting memory.. a tree roach flying into my face… shudder, I never knew they could fly till that day. They’d only ever crawled half dead across the floor back in Houston.
Sev
Terry= I hope the weather is treatin’ ya better lately hehe
laugh ya bastard - fuckin laugh
I’ll get ya back for that comment some day Sev 
I saw you left and I was actually saddened
but I am thrilled you are back my love and seems like you had a wonderful trip 
Sounds like you had way too much fun!
If you ever head up this way………
Trouble will be our only name.
Not like that. Geez, Se7!
Celti= hence the name…
Ang= I was curious about that too… hey Celti, whats up with that??
Noonie= was it wearing a bandana and carrying a gun? hehe
Terry=
sorry man!!
Char= thanks sweetheart!! hehe
Heather= seems like I always have toooo much fun, NOT
Angel= I would love to meet you but just what does that mean? Trouble? hehe hmmmm knock over a couple of 7-11’s?
Hiya 7,
Glad you had a blast.:) Ironically, I discovered DQ’s site via R.Angel’s site for an obscure type of post. Saw your pic there…your real one!
You were in Texas, eh? I guess I’m going to have to come over to New Orleans and ask you about that.