Back in the Dumpster
I’m baaaaack! After an amazingly fun 16 day trip to NYC I have to come back to N.O. where things haven’t changed one damn bit. The place is still an uber hell hole of broken promises, badly damaged houses and businesses, piles of rotting garbage and debris everywhere and no end to it in sight. Can ya tell I’m happy to be home? Yeah, I didn’t think so! I’m very much wishing I could have stayed in NYC longer but I’ve too much to do here. Besides, NYC is where Lisa is and I’m missing her very much! We’re already talking about the next time we can get together, maybe she will come here on the next go round, but that’s undecided as of yet.
I loved being in NY, I’ve always been a big city kinda guy except for the part where it sucks to own a motorcycle, there’s no where to ride the fucker! I do love the being able to walk to every place you need to go though, every convenience you could ever want or need is seemingly just around the corner in a place like NYC. Ya gotta love that!
A few things about my trip: I learned that it’s not a good idea to throw your cell phone under a city bus. Well, maybe I didn’t actually throw it, it flipped off my pocket, hit the corner of the curb as I was stepping on a bus and it clattered and bounced about 2 feet up under the bus. I had to get down on hands and knees in the street and snatch it from certain doom before the front wheel of the bus crushed it to smithereenies. It was broken anyway as it turned out, the display was now totally blanked. To top it off I think I did some kind of totally illegal yoga move and wrenched my back while trying to retrieve it! Grrrr. I hate when that happens!
I learned that fresh dog poop is a very valuable commodity. Everywhere you walk you see people picking it up off the sidewalks, who knew? I wonder how much an ounce sells for and what do you do with it? Smoke it maybe? Or do people just add it to their collections, like trophies? I also found out that it sucks ass to step in it! Damnit, I really hate when that happens!
I learned that you can get some kick ass pizza by the slice and soft drinks for 2 people and walk away full for $6.50! Dude, that’s cheaper than fucking McDonalds! Or you can spend $6 bucks on a fucking draft beer in almost any restaurant, or bar. I’ve had cheaper beers at NFL footbal games for craps sake where they are known to be way overpriced!
I learned that you can get the most incredible hot pastrami on rye sandwich at the Carnegie Deli with the meat piled no less than 3 inches thick and it’s so tender it practically melts in your mouth for $12.95 or you can get a “genuine” Rolex watch on any street corner for $8 bucks! How cool is that?
You can’t go to NYC and not visit this place. It’s the famous restaurant that has thousands of autographed pictures on it’s walls of every freekin’ celebrity that ever walked the planet, from Milton Berle to Rob Schneider. I’ll have to send them one of me, I wonder if they’ll put it up? LOL
Have a great weekend everyone! woohoooo!!
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It’s good to have you home Se7en! Also glad you had such a good time and made it back safely.
I thought about you yesterday I saw something on the news about some big fire in New Orleans.
Nice that you had a good trip!
I didn’t hear about the phone incident! Oops. I hate when that happens!
Hey, NYC just isn’t the same without you! Hope you make it back soon. xo
Well if they don’t put your picture up then all of NY should dump their prized dog poop on this establishment’s doorstep. Glad you had such a good time.
Of course they will put your picture up. Just tell ‘em Ol’ Hoss personally testified that you are a Celebrity.
Now then, back to reality: Mildew and you.
I am glad you had a great time !!
*HUGS*
Nothin’ knocks out a hangover like “Mushrooms, Onions & Eggs” at the Carnegie Deli. I’m glad you’re home safely.
Miss you too Baby!
I’m so glad you enjoyed my favorite hangouts, and I can’t wait to see a few of yours.
And did you know stepping on dog crap is considered good luck? Woo Hoo! You are one lucky dude hehe.
MWAH!
You came up here and didn’t let me know?
Glad you enjoyed it - we actually had some decent weather, specifically for your visit. Next time you come up, make it in the summer and I’ll take you to Coney Island.
Glad you had a good time in NYC - maybe NO will rebuild to a better place … someday! Wha’? It could happen!
I heart NYC!! But you forgot the best hotdogs on the planet from a vendor on the street. YUM!!
Glad you had a kick ass time, except for the cellphone and dog shit and you know, having to come home.
Glad you had such a fantastic time. when the dumpster of NO gets to be too much, you now have a place to run to.
“Totally illegal yoga move” hahahaha Sorry you hurt your back, but that phrase cracked me up. So glad you made it back safe and sound. NYC is a great place. Glad you had a fabulous time.
Sounds like you had a totally fabulous time in NYC! Hope you can return to visit it soon.
Wow, I throw my cell phones into strange places all the time. I’ve been known to use the yoga bit to retrieve a few myself. That’s shitty you tweaked your back though, you might need to practice up on the yoga a bit more. Dog shit is a commodity in NYC? If I lived there I would be a millionaire.
Glad your back!
Glad you made it home and sorry you had to go home. NYC sounds like a lot of fun and Lisa sounds like even more fun.
You sort of give the phrase “throw myself under a bus” a whole new meaning. Haha. Hopethe back is better.
Hugs
New York is on my To Go list. Maybe when I win the lottery.
It sounds like you had an absolute blast!!!
Hurting your back getting the cell phone from under the bus? Sounds like BS to me… I’m thinking you injured your back in some other yoga move.
LOL
*HUGS*
My favorite thing about any city is when you can walk wherever you want to go. I’ve never been to New York City but I know I would love it.
mmmm, that sounds so yummy! i’m just dying to go to New York - I fear I’ll need a guide though….lol I think I’d be insanely overwhelmed by the size of NYC compared to bumfuck nowhere!!
It was about time you had a GREAT time sweet one, so glad you were able to ge away and enjoy some special time with Ms. Lisa in the City. As I have said before all good things come to those deserving and I know of no one more deserving than you are. Take care, my friend sorry you had to return to the place where nothing had changed.
Hugs, smooches, kisses to you sweetie.
Welcome home, I think. Is it time for the Seven to make a move somewhere else?
Glad to see that you made it back, and that you had a great time!
I’ve never been to NYC - someday, hopefully… And yeah, I can imagine that it would be suicide to ride a motorcycle there (though I have friends that do!)
Now you’ve got me wanting a good deli sandwich… YUM!
I don’t WANT meat on any sandwich piled that high! IEW!
Sigh… I have some good memories of NYC… getting kicked out of the Guggenheim, eating my way through Central Park (though NY dawgs got NUTHIN’ on Chicago dogs!), etc. etc. Wish we could have a blogger get-together there.
So, when’re you moving?
Do they have White Castle Hamburgers there? I think they must put crack in those burgers. They have at taste that no other burger can get close too, yet they look totally normal on the outside..
I love the title to this post. Ya know though it really suck N.O. was so damn cool. Then I hear the wonderful mayor making some more really STUPID comments on Monday. What he has not figured out yet is alot of the folks he wants back are here in Dallas and doing very damn well. Your welcome to come here anytime there are lots of places to ride that bike here:-}
glad you had a good time, dearie. i’m sorry you had to come home to a mess.
I’m still marveling at the thought of you, doing the tourist thing in da Big City, hehe.
from tombstone outlaw to broadway babe, you really know how to have a great time my friend!
It sounds RIGHT up yer alley, and i’m glad you found such happiness. i’ll await the announcement of yer relocation, soon! Love ya Sport, muchly!
Magz took the words right out of my mouth. From Tombstone to New York. Wow.
Have a super weekend!
welcome home… I’ve eaten at the Carnegie deli.. the wiatress made us cut our order down cos she knew we’d never eat it all. you didn’t argue with the waitresses they were like Mum.
Hi se7en, great new colors and btw LisaB sent me, sort of … lol