Change of Pace
I’m getting awful sick of the doom and gloom I’ve been putting up here lately, how about some humor? Hurricane humor that is.
I was sitting in a lawn chair out in the driveway yesterday enjoying the pleasant weather when one of our neighbors stops by. She mentioned that it would be nice if we had one more hurricane and then the property would become ocean front. Then I would have a nice view of the waves from the driveway. Wouldn’t that be nice!
Overheard on the radio, a local county/parish official exclaiming about the very high number of hurricanes on record this year, asking “What’s next? Hurricane freaking Zorro?”
Directly across the street in our neighborhood someone painted on a fence… Help Us God 911
I thought that was hilarious for so many reasons. I guess it was a prayer of sorts and since it was an emergency they added in the 911. I wonder if he ever showed up? LOL
And then there’s the dumbasses that just don’t get it and never will. One local radio station was fielding questions from callers all over that had serious concerns about a myriad of problems and the station was being extremely helpful in trying to get answers. Is the water safe to drink, what areas were they doing power repairs, Red Cross information, etc. were the types of questions people were asking. One dumbass calls in and goes off on a serious rant about all his neighbors having freaking cable TV but his was still off, he couldn’t believe that they hadn’t restored his precious fucking cable TV after a month of being off the air. This guy was outraged! Waaa, waaaa waaaaa!!! It didn’t bother him one bit that he was using up precious airtime with such a stupid and frivilous question when so many people don’t even have a house to live in or even a fucking TV. If I had been the DJ on that station I would have clicked that bastard right off, instead they let him rant on and on. I hope his neighbors overheard him!!
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BTW, I forgot to say that it’s great to see that you are OK. Missed you. xo
That is ridiculous that guy should be completely ashamed….
I hope the cable company heard him and cuts him off for good! That would fix his little red wagon, the idiot.
*hugs* to you.
What an idiot! Hang in there Se7en.
Your neighbor has a great idea! LOL I’m glad you all are keeping your sense of humors, it shows you’re not letting this beat you.
*BIG HUGS*
This horse walks into a bar and yells out in a morose tone “HEY! A bucket of beer.. NOW!”
Bartender hurries over, looks at him and says “Wow… why the long face?”
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Crapinetly… the guy needs a frikkin’ life already. Doesn’t he have *other* stuff to do than sit on his ass and watch tv? Hmm… priorities are a strange thing.
That begs for a rewrite of an old joke:
“When this hurricane shit is over, will I have cable TV?”
“Oh, sure.”
“Well, good, because I never had it before.”
Keep smiling, kid.
What a moron! I hope his neighbors black-ball him.
How about this… his neighbors tell him every day what a GREAT show he missed the night before
What an ass wad the non cable having guy is, I think it is funny that despite all the power outages around us we still had power and cable.
Bwahhahhahhahha
How about the citizens of New Orleans vote to have that guy banned from having cable FOREVER?!!
Glad to see that you’re keeping your sense of humor, se7en
As for the whiner on the radio, there’s one of those self-centered idiots in every crowd.
I love Lisa’s idea of his neighbors telling him about everything he missed on tv… LOL
I am glad you are having a sense of humor.
The dude on the radio is simply crazy !!
*HUGS*
I knew my Se7en would have his humour hiding and it would return soon. Glad to see it here my friend, I have been concerned about you more than you know. You are in my thoughts often and remember if I can do anything I am just a note away. Please take care for we want you around. Still waiting for that Atlanta trip.
You couldn’t hide that sense of humor forever! That’s how I usually deal with bad things…laughing. Makes it all the more bearable.
Doesn’t the guy know that internet connection is much more important than cable??? Some hillbillies. You just can’t learn them nothing.
Hugs and smooches.
BTW…I have a broken link or something wrong with my template. All of my side bar stuff is at the bottom. Is there a quick fix for that? I really don’t know how it happened because I haven’t been in the template in weeks.
The poor fucker was probably missin his porn channels
If i was the DJ I would have snapped him off with a few comments to go along with it !
The dude needs to pull his head out of his ass and figure out it’s a lot worse than stupid cable. Gah! Stupidity should hurt.
I want my cable damn it! What an idiot! I don’t understand some people! If it is a matter of bordom maybe he needs to volunteer somewhere! I am sure there are a lot of things he could be doing.
That guy is a fucktard! I’m so glad you seem to be hanging in there!!
So glad to see you still have your goofy sense of humor my friend. 911 indeed!
hey se7en,,glad ur ok and can find humor in shyt.the cable guy is an ass.take care babe.
Why would someone paint their fence like that? I’m sure insurance won’t cover damage people willing cause! They could have stained it, and made it pretty, but it has to be painted. I thought god preferred smoke signals anyway.
If you simply must spray paint your prayers, do it in the grass. In a few mowings, everyone will forget you’re crazy.
Why the hell isn’t my picture showing up?
Actually, with all of the stress of cleaning up and the loss of so much, I can understand why he would want his cable. A lot of people relieve stress by vegging in front of the TV and when you lose it, you lose your ability to relax. Okay, he’s an ass. Nevermind.
Ok that would have pissed me of too. Clean drinking water is just a wee bit more important that cable. (just a wee bit : )
We just went through Hurricane Rita over here in Beaumont and I know what you mean about the sleepwalking. I can’t imagine what you guys are going through over there. As horrible as it is here, it is a slap on the wrist compared to New Orleans. I feel so bad for you guys.
Keep smiling through the insanity my friend!
Lois Lane