Drug Crazed Squirrels
I happened to be looking out the back patio door late last night when I noticed a small dark aparition passing along the edge of the patio. I knew immediately he was up to no good with his evil glowing eyes so I ran and grabbed my camera. I managed to get this shot of him sneaking by as he kept peering over his shoulder.
Moments later I watched as he climbed into the large flowerpot near the window and started digging into the dirt inside. What could he be up to, I thought to myself. His nervous glances made me more and more suspicious as I watched and waited.
Finally he found what he was seeking! It was his weed stash, some buried pot that he must have hidden earlier. I watched in silence, and was able to get this shot of him moments after he lit up.
You can tell by the look in his eyes that he was stoned off his ass. Who knew that squirrels were pot smokers? This is truly a weird revelation into the secret life of the nocturnal habits of those sweet and innocent appearing furry critters. In the darkness they show their true colors in a way I had never imagined. Should I alert the DEA? FBI? I’ll bet it’s just a matter of time before they’ll be roaming the streets at night, gangbanging and hitting up little old ladies for money to support their illicit drug habit.
Have a fun weekend!! wee!!!
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I’m well & truly shocked! I always thought squirrels were sweet innocent little things!
I wish I had had a camera with me a while back - I was walking at this nature trail and there was a black squirrel who’s eyes were missing! It was really creepy - especially when it appeared that he was looking straight at me!
ROFLMAO!
That is just too funny!
Stoned squirrels!
I love it!
deep tongue kisses
Is that really a doobie or just a half smoked ciggy?!? I can’t tell! Ok, wait till you see your first albino squirrel. Now THAT’S some freaky shit.
Se7en you’ve got to stop leaving your pot laying around
THAT is funny dude!
If you got some pot to leave around how bout sending it by way, don’t throw it away on those guys they will not appreciate it the way I will. They also will never show you the kindness I will or repay you in kissess..lol Hugs and kisses Luv you sweet one.
Too hilarious !!!!! Drug addicted squirrels lmao!!!!:):):):):):):):):)
You need to send that in to a picture contest!
(((((((((((hugs)))))))))
and SMOOSHES
This explains everything - no wonder squirrels can never figure out which tree to run to when cars (or labs, or boxers) are coming toward them.
That’s hilarious, time to call in SWAT (Squirrel Whacking And Taxidermy)
M
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M
That was great! Are the squirrels active at night where you live? All I get around here are possums - ick..! Ocasionnaly a bat will fly into our house… and that’s always fun! Once in a while our cat will take down a blue jay nest, and drag it’s babies onto our porch, one by one, at 1 am - those are the days when I love staying up late!
Oh, please. He wasn’t drugging it up. It was all a cover for the other thing he was doing. You know, squirrel gas.
You are surrounded by covert farters.
Hee hee heee.
Great pix, 77777. First thing you know they’ll be shooting up in broad daylight.
This is just wonderful. Squirrels giving birth to stoned babies, hitting up kindergartners for their stash. A bad omen.
Hell, Se7en, just follow his happy ass around, find his stash, then sell it on eBay and piss him off!
I can just see the listing now…”Genuine Squirrel Weed–the Ultimate Natural High”
Bet you get more than that seller I saw last week is getting for Mr. Stick.
Do they have rodent rehab?
Some type of squirrel 12 step program?
I’m sure there is a support group out there for him.
There is a support group for everything these days!
baby blue cotton panties with matching bra high heels!
That’s great. Little bugger. Didn’t he share!??!
*hugz & poinks*
Has Jack showed up to haul that little criminal in??
Just give him up Se7en, you can’t protect him from his fate. Jack WILL have his way with him.
**poinkz**
That’s freakin’ awesome!
You’re lucky it’s just pot. My squirrels are on crack and they chase the dogs around. Of course, I only notice it after I’ve dropped acid.
Too funny, Seven! So what kind of shape were YOU in when you saw the squirrel lighting a joint? One can only wonder?
Hope you have a tremendous week. xoxo
Thanx for the warning,I’ll never hide
my bag of weed in the garden anymore.
So now I know what goes on at night!
Dude, he’s at my house now. Seriously. WE’ve got a squirrel running loose in our hallway (at least he was yesterday morning). In Brooklyn. Cos, you know, with the Mafia here he can get a better supply of drugs.
Well this explains why these bastards clean out my bird feeders daily.
lol, lol, lol!!
tell mr. squirrel to quit bogarting!
That’s too funny, Seven.
What’s really sad are the meth squirrels, little distended bellies, bad breath, rotten teeth. Nuts just are’nt enough these days…
“Pass it this way little guy. Come on…you know how it works, puff and pass. Don’t be stingy!”
Now that’s just insanely funny!!
He’s looking for Julie’s stash now!
Dammit ~ How’d Cheeks get all the way to Nawlins - been lookin’ for that sucker for weeks (mutter, mutter) See if I trust a stoner squirrel with my stash again!
Shocked, I am! All this time I thought the pothead squirrels lived out here. Did he at least try to share his stash with ya?
Lois Lane
ROFLMAO!!! Too funny! Thanks for the laughs!
U R so funny, 7!
We had a pair of squirrels regularly visit our deck. Being zany, and “potless”, I still couldn’t resist naming them. That was when my kids were toddlers. They’re now teens and still tease me about Seymour and Seymorette. Hope youre weekend was a good 1!
NO WAY.
Oh my gosh that is to funny!
Se&en, Babe, where are ya?? Please come back soon and give us another post. You’re gettuing almost as bad as Trashman when it comes to making us go days without it.
*BooSmooches*
So that’s why they sometimes play chicken with cars.
Ok, the squirrel is now so stoned that he has passed out. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
That would explain why they head straight for the tires of your car.