Gigantic Mustang Ass
I’ve always been in love with old cars of many different types. One of my all time favorites though were the ‘65 and ‘66 Ford Mustangs. The body lines on those just scream out “classic” the moment you lay eyes on one of those machines. I’ve owned at least 3 of them myself through the years which I personally restored very carefully with custom paint and fresh interiors. In fact one of the reasons I owned a body shop was to have the facilities in which to restore old muscle cars, primarily the ones built in the late ’60s by GM, Ford and Chrysler.
One of the things I kept wishing though, was that Ford would come out with an all new Mustang that would faithfully recall the vintage Mustangs that I loved so much. But, for years they kept coming out with junk that had very little in common with that classic body style. Ford just kept missing the mark in spite of the millions of fans all over the world that wanted a return of the original lines but in a modern day muscle car.
Until 2005 that is, finally they brought out an all new model that at first glance did the original cars some justice. I watched the commercials on television and I got excited at what I kept seeing, hoping to finally see one on the road. The commercials however did not show a rear view of the cars before they were released. Every view was from the front and side of the vehicle and I have to admit, damn they sure looked great! Eerily similar to the early body style! I couldn’t wait to see one on the road!
Man, this thing just looks great coming at you, even the side profile looks very cool! Then one day you actually see one pass on the road and watch it go by and you finally get a peek at the rear end of the car and HOLY SHIT, this thing has a gigantic ASS! A huge BUTT. It’s carrying a loaded diaper! It can’t fit thru the garage door with an ass like that! This thing has a seriously bad case of “JUNK IN THE TRUNK!”
Ford, Ford, Ford, you stupid bastards, you screwed it up yet AGAIN! Every time I see one of these things going by I’m reminded of THIS!
Ahhhhh, my eyes, my poor, poor EYES!!! Man this thing is just absolutely BUTT UGLY going away!!! And that’s exactly what I want it to do, just go the fuck away! Ford, just give it up, you’ve had 40 years now to get this right and you’ve failed miserably at every attempt!!
On my last post I just wanted to point out that I wasn’t serious about the Horribly Naked Tuesday thingie. I was just trying to poke fun at the real HNT. Of course if you guys want to post your own Horribly Naked pics, feel free! LOL That picture wasn’t actually of me either, although I once had a really bad fall and incredibly my leg did look very much like the one in the photo! The moment I saw that photo the memory of that accident came flooding back. Gahhh!
In other news, I finally finished my webmasters certification course (6 months/150 hours) that I was taking thru Delgado University here in New Orleans with a final score of 97.32 overall! Yeah, I kicked some ASS!! Woohoo! With that out of the way I plan on doing another start up company after the first of the year to go for the commercial webwork in addition to my Blogs Gone Wild! site. The BGW! site will be seeing a lot of changes in the near future as well. I have a lot of plans in mind for 2006 and I can’t wait to see what the new year is gonna bring! Hell yeah!
Here’s a few links to some of my latest stuff if ya care to check it out! Python News which was a class exercise (I had to come up with all the content) and Clearly Expressed for a customer and a blog called Mallory’s Poems and finally a blog I completed just yesterday, Desktop Flamingo, very cool!
Have a great weekend everyone!
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You are very right Ford has it all fucked up on every car they try to bring back to modern day. Be interesting to see what chev & Dodge will do this year !
Congrats on the course :+:
Sev Take her easy & take her twice if she’s really easy
Congradulations on the great grade! By the way, I dreamed last night that you closed down your website because your loyal fans weren’t reading it or something. It was a stupid dream. When I woke up, I thought maybe I had read it last night when I came home drunk. So I rushed in here very relieved to find it was only a nightmare.
Oh, good morning!
Laughing my ass off on the mustang review.
Congrats on the high marks!!
ROFLMAO on the Ford Review !! Congrats on your grade. You ROCK !!
*HUGS*
I agree with you about the Mustang. Idiots have it all wrong again. Your work is always so good Se7en. I love the flamingos & flip flops. Have agreat weekend honey.
oh baby, talk about badonkadonk!!!
The ‘65, ‘66 Mustangs are smoking hot! I have always loved them.
Congrats on your certification! You are one very talented guy. Yay you!
Loved the flamingos by the by
omg that bumper butt was hilarious.
So since you’re obviously not an ass man, I take it you’re a boob man? Congrats on the grade! I LOVE my site design and your business will boom, baby.
That mustang IS ugly! I didn’t think the front/profile looked all that great either.
The sites look good.
Having trouble with the photoshop animation program. ??? It refuses to export the original in a gif. It was the worst animation I ever managed to produce. What happened? (put it in a post you can check it there)
I love muscle cars too; I want one with an engine so big that people will hear me coming from 5 blocks away, and a ton of chrome…. er, and automatic, because I can’t drive a stick, lol.
Why don’t they just produce an EXACT replica of a classic muscle car, just with a modern engine? How tough could that be?
I’m with you - definitely a butt ugly back!! I love the classic Mustangs too, always have. Cameros have my heart though, especially the 1969 (hmm, 69? LOL). I saw one cherried out about 3 months ago and I actually drooled over it.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! You rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BIG HUGS*
A man after my heart–love those mustangs but OMG those rears. Just give me the old one, please.
Congratulations on your grades of course I knew you could do it. You ROCK when it comes to design. I love your work —can you believe I’m still happy, lol I really do like this one.
All the sites look great, just as all your work does.
Nice-lookin’ work as always Se7! Congrats on the course, and I’m still laughin’ at the Mustang stuff! Whywhywhy can’t they get it right?!
I have a pair of granny panties that would fit that car nicely.
That is the middle-aged version of the mustang along with it’s middle age spread.
ha ha ha! it is so true! i think the one with the real butt on it is actually more attractive.
If only Ford would make a Mustang that was yellow and pretended to be a Taxi! (Ah, a girl can dream, can’t she?) Hey, I put you in the SPOTLIGHT, Sev! Congrats on finishing your course. YOU ROCK!!!!
You do great work, concratulations on the score. I’m looking for the password you need to do our website. I’m a flake and spaced it out.
Congrats on the grade. The new work looks great!
I’m glad the leg wasn’t yours! Congratulations on finishing the course. Way to go babe!
Lois Lane
When you have a minute, pop in to Home Fires and pick up your virtual Christmas gifts.
LMAO at the junk in the trunk!
I agree with your assessment of the mustang. Too much plastic!
Congrats on kicking bootay in your class!!
Yay you on finishing! Good job. Hey, I like the new and improved mustangs.
Good on you, Sev!!! And yeah, the new ‘tangs definitely got some trunk goin’ on. But what the hey… cars used to have those dipshit ‘bras’ on ‘em; why not start a new trend with Jeanette’s granny panties?
Congratulations on the great grade! My first car was a used 1971 Mustang Mach I. I loved that car! It ended up being left in Central America, long story. Hope it had a long happy life down there.
Ford did screw up the Mustang, but I was never all that impressed with the mustangs after the seventies.
Horrible naked sounds horrible. Maybe we can have a redneck nekkid as well!
Great Job on the grade and passing the class! I am studing for Microsoft certification before going back to college.
My brain hurts!
Oooooh, I loves me some hot old muscle cars. I prefer the Chevy variety, though…give me a ‘68 Camaro any day. It’s important that a car have a nice looking as since that’s what they’d be looking at as I leave them in my dust! lol
Way to go on the certification! Sweet!
Merry Christmas! *waves*
Hey se7en!
Just popping in to wish you a very Merry Christmas!
love ya..
OMG, you are so hilarious, Se7en! I stopped by via Deni’s. No wonder she thinks you’re a total hoot. I do too.
Merry Christmas Se7en!