Heaven Can Wait
I don’t know why Islamic Muslims think they will be rewarded with a harem of virgins at their disposal when they die and personally I really don’t care, but this photo made me laugh out loud.
If you think your “god” will reward you for being an evil, murderous, son of a bitch, it’s time to go “god shopping” is all I can say. And have your brain removed for forensic study…
Local Council Woman May Be Delusional
Sometimes an idiot comes along that really grabs my attention, and seriously pisses me off. There’s a story in the local New Orleans newspaper today about a city council woman named Cynthia Hedge-Morrell that was stopped by a Louisiana State Trooper for traveling over 100 mph on the shoulder of the road and weaving in her city owned SUV while she had a “blue light” flashing. When he stopped her she yelled at him “Do you know who I am? . . . What the hell are you stopping me for?” Apparently this isn’t the first time she’s been stopped under similar circumstances. This womans main claim to “fame” is that she was once a school principal and is the wife of La. State Representative Arthur Morrell. It’s good to see that we have such “quality” people with “god complexes” and who think they’re above the law running this city. Her “excuse” was that she was late for a meeting. Now there’s a good reason to risk the lives of everyone else on the highway. Link to the article
Yeah, like New Orleans doesn’t have enough problems, the state police have to deal with morons like this. I’m disappointed that the police didn’t haul her sorry ass in to give her a DWI or blood sample test to see if she was drunk or on drugs! Feel free to email her here: CHMorrell@cityofno.com if you want to give her a piece of your mind.
Here’s a nice parting shot for Papa Johns, I got this in my email the other day advertising their “Easter Special” and since we all know how I feel about their lousy ass service, I thought I would put it up. Apparently they think we should associate eating pizza with the resurrection of Jesus, LOL How frikkin lame is that! “Light the candles, say the prayers and pass the pizza!”
Have a fun weekend!
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Yeah, just what I always wanted for Easter… pizza. Not.
Come on, Se7, don’t we all know it’s just about Ms. Morell?
*snorts*
As if.
Oh man, I’ve seen some tacky fast food advertising, but… :-O
Hmmm, I think that Jesus would order a large sausage with peppers and onions with extra cheese! Oh, and let’s throw on some mushrooms just for good measure!
As for your fool council woman – she should NOT be exempt from the laws that everyone else needs to obey and abide by. They should have hauled her sorry ass in and she could have missed her meeting entirely. Idiot. Complete and total idiot.
“Apparently they think we should associate eating pizza with the resurrection of Jesus, LOL How frikkin lame is that! “Light the candles, say the prayers and pass the pizza!”
Bwahahahahaha! The nun picture made me laugh too. Have a great weekend Se7.
What would Jesus eat? Let’s see, is he the one who can’t have pork? So a bacon-burger also is out, right?
Gee, Sev., I just don’t know. Tofuburger maybe?
The first is just sad, the second is sad but stupidly funny.
Yeah. Cynthia came out lookin’ really bad. Driving 100mph on the shoulder? Please! Wouldn’t want her to be late. The NOLA bloggers have had a field day with this one. Hope all is well with you.
Love the picture with the nuns! That would teach em!
So did they put any lamb on the pizza? That would make it at least easter like. Or better yet, what if the pizza had bacon on it? Would Jesus eat it then?
What Would Jesus Eat? OMG Lmao!
PLEASE tell me you photoshopped that in yourself!!
Yea and Papa’s Sweet Treat conjures up something my Pimp would try to force on me, lol!
Hey Sweetie, being the techmaster that you are, does my page take forever to load cause of the video’s I’ve put on there or maybe some damn widget? I could really use some advice before I throw my computer through the window. Have a great evening darlin’!
Did I tell you I love you today? That was it and you have made me so happy. BTW, I am going to be signing with Retirement Living TV (Stop laughing dammit)and will be needing a new layout, you are my man, yea baby! Thanks Sweetie!
I love Pizza, but not Papa’s. I love the local pizza shops in my small town. Forget Dominos, forget Pizza slut. Give me Vinny’s or Sam’s any day.
Happy Belated Easter. Hope it was a good day.
PS, I sent that pic of the nuns to my Mom and she laughed like hell. She sent back a note saying that she thinks they misunderstood things, it’s not Virgins, it’s West Virginians. BTW, did you know it’s a state law,in W.V., that you have to place your garbage in clear plastic bags?
They want to encourage more area shoppers.
I know, smother me with a pillow!
I love the nun-image.