iPod Mania
I’m really enjoying my stay in NYC and one of the best parts is getting to do a lot of walking around, going out to eat, seeing various sites, and people watching. People watching has always been one of my favorite pastimes. One thing I notice here is that more people than not seem to have a freekin’ iPod to listen to. Personally, I can’t imagine enjoying music by having to stuff tiny little speakers into my ears but that’s just me. Maybe it’s something you just have to get used to.
It’s amazing how many iPod variations are out there not to mention the bewildering selection of gadgets, gizmos, addons, and plug-ins available for the damn things. Everytime you go in an electronics store the very first display you see is all the crap they have available to sell you to make you part with your hard-earned money for more iPod doo-dads. Even with all of that I think they are missing the boat on a few possible iPod variations that make just as much sense as some of the silly crap already available.
Without too much effort I was able to come up with a few iPod variations of my own that I’m sure could make tons of money… or not! LOL
Above: I think they’re totally missing the boat on the highly lucrative pirate market. I call this version the iPatch PiratePod, a very exclusive niche marketing opportunity which is not only a perfect gift for your favorite pirate but also great for all your vision impaired one-eyed friends!!
Above: Here’s another variation that’s sure to please all you goofy hat wearers out there, with this modified version of the video iPod you could have a slide show running for everyone else to see with photos of your dog, your boyfriend or girlfriend, your favorite make out sessions, your totally boring vacation to the Grand Canyon or anything else that you want to show off. I call this iPod variation the iHat HairPod!
Above: Why not have your iPod do double duty, not just a music player! You could have this cool ass iPacer HeartPod implanted into your chest to make your heart beat to the music, from mellow, soothing mood music to heart pounding heavy metal, this iPod variation would be perfect for friends and family with a heart condition or everyday exercise junkies! Just think, having a heart attack could be very entertaining for both you and your would be rescuers!
Above: For the pooch that has everything! I call this one the iPaw PetPod, now your favorite dog or cat could show off their incredibly good taste by wearing one of these cool devices on their paw. Maybe running slide shows from the Westminster dog show, or just displaying a picture or two of their favorite feline or canine friends. This dog is being very stylish by showing off a picture of Lisa’s dog, Ally da Pup!!!
Above: This particular variation, iPax Tampods, would be perfect for the woman that loves to wear skin tight, skimpy clothing and has absolutely no place else to stick their iPod, or just hates to carry tampons around for emergency situations. Moving to the music would take on a whole new meaning!
Now all I need to do is find someone foolish smart enough to fund the manufacturing of these cool new iPods, maybe I could retire!
Which one is your fave?
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OMG you crack me up! LOL I wish you luck on your business venture
I’m glad you’re having a great time!! *HUGS*
hehehe funny…Happy to hear you are enjoying NYC with your sweetie.
I need the iPax next time something like that is necessary.
The new layout is SOOO you, Sugar!
I’ll need two of the dog pods please.
Excuse me Seven I’need one for a pussy I mean cat as I don’t do or I mean have dogs so could you see about developing one for me? Glad you are having a great time in the City.
I like the iPawed idea best for sure!!!!
I love the idea of iPods for when you’re alone and walking around, traveling in a bus/subway and want to tune people out, etc., but in my life I hardly ever have the occasion to use my iPod…I’m glad I bought the smallest/least expensive version. And I’ll NEVER waste money on any of their accessories!
Did you see the iPad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb6YjYjbw8M&search=ipad%20madtv%20mad%20tv%20ipod%20apple%20funny%20skit%20parody
Have fun in NY!
IPax????? You are a sick man. *snicker*
NYC sounds like loads of fun, of course the company you are keeping isn’t so bad either.
iPaw ~ yep! Every dog should have one!
I hope that iPax comes in the Nano version, because the cross section on the full version kinda scares me.
OMG Se7en that is hilarious. You are so killing me. I needed the laugh..
I think the iPacer HeartPod should net you a gazillion dollars - you are truly EVIL lol!
And of course I applaud the dog’s impeccable taste in having Ally da Pup’s picture on his iPaw PetPod
Sounds like you are doing it up right again while in NYC Sev
Have a great time :+:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I said the same things about iPods until I bought one. Now…I don’t go anywhere without George (yes…I named it).
The speakers do take some getting used to, but it doesn’t take long before it feels like you’re in your own music video.
On campus, where I am, it can be dangerous because most people are too busy listening and not looking or hearing the cars or transit buses coming down the street……….
PS–nice new look
LOL!!! You are a twisted, sick little person!! I love that!!
I really like the hat hair thing. I wish everyone wore them. With pictures, I might understand what the fuck they are talking about.
I think people would actually buy the hat one.
IPax, hands down! OMG, that’s hilarious. for the girl who has everything except pockets!
Sorry…that last post was mine…
…that’s my roommate’s blog!!
LMAO! Too funny!!
I no longer have need for the IPAX, but the hat one looks interesting…
Ha ha, those are so great that it’s hard to pick out a favorite! Maybe the iHat HairPod or the iPax!
Oh, I hate those earbuds (they hurt my ears, and not because of the volume being too loud)! I actually took the ones from my CD player to use with my iPod, because I can hang ‘em around my neck, keep the volume down to a dull roar and still know what’s going on around me!
I.Love.My.iPod. I don’t even remember what life was like before I had one! This post is hysterical, Sev! You’ve got all of your marketing bases covered. Internal and external! You are becoming a real New Yorker!
HEY SEV,,HAVEN’T BEEN HERE FOR AWHILE.IS EVRYTHING COOL DOWN HOME NOW? NY IS GREAT PLACE TO HANG OUT.LOTTA PEOPLE WATCHING FOR SURE.YOU AND LISA HAVE FUN.