Lousy Town
Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving weekend! I know I did and now it’s going to take at least a week to recover from the food overload, LOL. I drove over a 1000 miles visiting friends and relatives while I as away and noticed a lot of horrible names for towns on my trip.
Some of the names were truly bad, bad enough that there would be no way that I would want to live there. But then I started thinking that there had to be some that were even worse around the world, far worse than the ones I saw on my trip and here’s a few that I found with just a bit of research.
- Dikshit, India
- Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
- Big Knob, Kentucky
- Dykesville, Wisconsin
- Cunt, Spain
- Bumpass, Virginia
- Bastard, Norway
- Chinaman’s Knob, Australia
- Dildo, Newfoundland
- Ding Dong, Texas
- Fukumama, Japan
- Herpes, France
- Knob Lick, Kentucky
- Little Dix Village, West Indies
- Mianus, Connecticut
- Wankers Corner, Oregon
- Wet Beaver Creek, Australia
- Turkey City, Pennsylvania
- Long Dong, China
Here’s a few I made up that would most probably get rejected as town names:
- Moose Balls, Alaska
- Nut Scrape, Utah
- Hemorhoid, Alabama
- Hairy Bush, Texas
- Ear Wax, Florida
- Butte Munch, Nevada
- Fente d’Ane (Ass Crack), Louisiana
- Foot Fungus, Brazil
- Snot River, Missouri
- Sewageville, Ohio
What’s the worst ones you guys have come across? =)
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There is an intercourse and chastity PA!
There is a hindlick somewhere but cannot remember the state.
I think there is a Sewageville in NJ.
Ah, you missed Intercourse, West Middlesex, and Bird in the Hand, PA. And you can’t forget that one of the countie in PA (my home county, as a matter of fact) is Beaver County. With the scenic Beaver River running right through it.
Where are the place “Bastard” here in Norway?
Have not heard about it.
hahahahahahaha!!
Thanks for the giggle!
I gotta move me to Wet Beaver Creek. Sounds like the place to be.
Hahahahahah!!!!
How about Manayunk, Pa? I can never pronounce it so I dubbed it Mukalunk
How about Blueball, PA (right next to Intercourse?
Oh! And I’ve been to Hell - Hell, Grand Cayman Is that is!!! And they had icecubes there!
We have Climax Texas around these parts.
All we have in Wisconsin are unpronouncable indian names.
Try saying: Kewaunee, Wauwatosa, Weyauwega, Ocononowoc, Ashwaubenon, Chequamegon, among others.
Who the hell knows what they mean. It could mean “Big moose scratch harry balls at sunrise” but who the hell knows.
Very funny. Your made up names are no worse than the real ones.
Too funny! There’s a Climax, NC, too. And my city’s original name was Big Lick. I’m really glad they changed it.
Just noticed you back ground. That is a great background. It sort of fooled me when I did not see the blog entries but when I clicked on the flahing part on the top Voila the blog was there!
We have a town called Big Ugly, WV.