a meme.. untagged
I’ve been tagged twice to do this meme so you guys get this instead of the finish to my last post! hehe
1) If I could be a scientist, I would invent a chemical that could be spread on lawns to put it into suspended animation of sorts, it would look great and the grass would grow so slow that it would not need trimming for months! This would save billions in fuel costs every year and give me more time to screw off! Unfortunately the main effect would get spread all over the entire world and all plants and vegetables would grow so slowly that the entire world would starve to death, all life on earth would cease to exist.
2) If I could be a missionary I would teach a new religion that worships computers and then use the power behind my new born cult of pc worshippers to take over the entire world. We would eventually build a system so incredible it would rule all mankind and become evil and eventually set off all the nuclear devices on the planet, all life would cease to exist.
3) If I could be an architect I would design a bridge to cross the Pacific Ocean and make it possible to drive to both Hawaii and Japan. Unfortunately, the weight of the structure would cause the earths crust to collapse undersea, triggering an earthquake that would cause a tsunami so huge that it would engulf the land masses of every country on earth, killing all life on the planet.
4) If I could be a professor I would develop a new theory that makes nuclear fusion possible. We would then develop a massive fusion engine based on my theory to use to power all of earths energy needs for all time. Unfortunately a flaw in the theory would cause the fusion to escape it’s containment system based on gravitational forces when a comet passes too close to earth. The atmosphere on the entire planet is consumed in the fusion reaction in a matter of minutes and all life on earth ceases to exist.
5) If I could be a magician I would make all of these silly meme lists disappear once and for all! Oh wait! I’m a voodoo witch doctor…. so here goes!! … Poof!!… no more meme!
Aren’t you glad YOU’RE not getting tagged for this one! hehe
yeah, I know I’m a spoil sport but some of you just love these things so feel free to steal away! You can find the list itself at Harmony St. Charles and tCj’s A Girl in the Den and last but certainly NOT the least Tricia at woodyeswood !!
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Gr* lawn idea! I was already tagged last wk & inflicted this on Michelle among others. I prefer reading memes to doing them. Back to reading here.
Ok, Doctor Doom! LOL
Blow shit up, I say! *snicker*
Hey, w3hy didn’t I think of that, make memes vanish. I got tagged then tagged Harmony who then tagged you. See how this crap just spreads. I think you would make a wonderful “Mad Scientist”.
You have my full support as “mad Scientist”.
I got some extra prozac…. No really! ;o)
Bent on ending life as we know it, are ye?
Sorry I tagged ya too. Depressed pissy women need their fun. And you made me smile. Can I help destroy the world?
Damn…You just wanna blow shit up, admit it!
I know haloscan is a CSS thingy. The explanation on how to get it to be ‘online’ is what confused me in the haloscan directions
Keep your day job!
Wizard of Conjugal Voodoo I think it was!
POOF! Meme’s a pile of buffle-poo!
I’m done messin’ with my haloscan for now. Tell me what you think!
This looks much different in IE
Celti= hehe, blowin shit up!! *poink*~!!
Blue= i always wanted to be a mad scientist too, but not if it endangers the world… hehe
Nori= thanks but i take plenty of that already! maybe i need more…
tCj= i was just sayin’ look how tragic it could be if i was any of those professions… hehe not that i really wanted to!
and your comments look cool! nice job, i knew you would finger it out!! too bad you can’t adjust that elusive table width… =(
Micki= you’re right! that’s all i ever wanna do!!
Seamus= yeah i know guy! anything else i would do could be disastrous!!!! hahaha
he he…are you the anonymous commenter?
I really like the new animation you have here in the haloscan. The flashing color change is nice.
Uh, Se7en, I hate to say this, but I think that’s over-kill.
Oh baby!
You are one dark minded individual.
I think you need therapy!
I really do sweetie…
Come over here and lay on Tricia’s psychiatry couch… that’s right.
Good boy!
No, no, no honey. You have to take your pants off for this therapy to work!
Look your spirits are rising already!
I am so GOOD for you!
Black and white zebra striped thong/bra set.
Ooops almost forgot… love the flash animation in your haloscan… very cool!
Glad I don’t have epilepsy or I would probably be seizing by now!
Yes… you should definitely put a seizure warning on that thing!
LOL
~Hug~
#1 is called astroturf
#2 is called Microsoft
#4 already exists to some extent. Recent desktop cold fusion experiments have yielded some results, although not yet enough to be a viable energy source. It was in the news just last week!
#5 is called the ‘delete’ button.
And number 3? OK number 3 is just plain weird dude! ;-P
A veritable treasure trove of random. Thanks for enlightening the pathway to permanent grass & fibre deficiencies. You’ve added new meaning to the Fruit&Vegie ‘eat your greens!’ campaigns.
xo VéroniQue de Beauvoir xo
aka. MermaidSlut
PS. Just how would I get a virtual smooch darling?
Love the haloscan java thingy. Come sit with me and eat some chocolate it always makes everything look better..:lol:
Micki= yeah, anon was me, no idea how that happened LOL and thanks!!
OHS= yes it is overkill isn’t it! hehe everything in excess…
Tricia= i’m not that dark-minded, just having fun with the list! But that therapy sounds too good to be true!
don’t make promises you can’t/won’t keep…
CrazyGirl= awww you’re right but i just wanted to have some fun and I thought i was the spoil sport!
hehe
MermaidSlut= hi there! welcome to the doghouse! virtual smooches are easy! simply *smooch* then add in an exclamation point for each one like this *smooch*~!!!!! see! those 5 were for you! you can pay me later…
Caz= hiya sweetheart! glad to see you out and about!! *hugz*~!!!!!
I was wondering what you would say when the meme rolled around to you
Lookin’ rather nice around here…….
I might just bring a blanket and stay awhile……
Evil, evil I say!
Becka= i hope i didn’t disappoint! hehe
Angel= thanks sweetie! i’ll trim the lawn tomorrow too so it’ll be even nicer !!!!!!!! smooches!!!
Brighton= evil yes but FUN!!!
Damn the meme I want the rest of the story and I want it NOW—-O-kay I’ll even beg please, pretty please do you want a cherry well sorry I gave that away a long time ago but I can give you a maraschino cherry…Now how is this for begging…enough right—-kisses now back to the story, please I still love you even if I did not get that beautiful design. luv ya
Hey you! Just wanted to let you know that I have tucked the hearts design away until after Christmas. I wanted to go with something a little lighter for the summer. It’s my first attempt to put something together…I hope I didn’t embarrass myself. I am still learning! Thanks for all your support!!
Thanks for stopping by and sending over Mother’s Day wishes. Hope you have a good day.
Good Morning Hon
heh heh - nice header.
let the carnage begin. LOL
Damn Sev… are you out to take over the world so that you can destroy all life as we know it? ‘Course, it’d be fun to see (from heaven or hell) what the primordial ooze might create in its race to populate the planet with sentient (and otherwise) beings…
NICE HEADER!
My Prince of Freekin Darkness LOL
I do so love it when you flash me!
Vickie= hi schweetheart!! i’ll see what i can do of course!! hugz~!!
Lilly= the new template looks great! and thanks for letting me know!
Harley= you’re most welcome!! Hope you had a great day!!
Boo= HUGZ!! g’morning hehe
Celti= thanks sweetie! it’s one that I’ve had up before actually, suprised you didn’t see it then. *poink*~!!
Cootera= hiya love! naaa I don’t wanna destroy the world, just proving that I should stick to my day job!!
yay I got a new nickname! Prince of Freekin’ Darkness!! hehe i’ll flash you anytime babe! i like being flashed too though… 
just sayin’
Tricia=
Great job! This is the most creative I’ve seen someone get with this thing.
Nice meme, Seven. I have to say being a Mad Scientist is a lot of fun, considering I play with caustic chemicals for shits and grins myself. I’m enjoying the blog and I’ll be back…
Yep, should give you plenty of time to hide…
me? me? no meme, always figgered if ya wanted to know something, just ask.
i also believe yer just way too happy a camper to ever be a ‘mad’ scientist… just another thouroughly warped, whacked, and whoo-hoo wonder-boy scientist
(the poinking digit, having poinked, moves on)