my alarm knows better
yeah, I have this thing where I imagine that everything around me is alive and is quietly conspiring together to “get” me. It’s not serious, it’s just a funny quirk I have that is fun to play with and allows me the leeway I need to “talk” to these inanimate obkects like my stupid alarm clock. I know I am the one that set it to wake me but I can’t help but yell at the damn thing when it starts squalling to just *shut the f*k up*. I know i’m not alone, as i’m pretty sure i’m not the first to call my alarm clock “stupid”
Anyway the reason I set my alarm was because I have to go to the hospital today to give them my blood samples, I have to do this every other Monday so the docs can keep track of my liver functions, that means i’m on sort of a leash. I don’t particularly mind going, it affords me the opportunity to see some smilin’ faces and chat with the denizens of the hospital lab. They’re really cool and always have something funny going on that they are talking about. Often you can hear them cuttin’ up all the way out in the patient waiting area. I’m pretty sure this may be annoying to some people that are waiting but I personally love that they can take such pleasure in their work. Laughing is contagious and it spreads quickly. They often make my day with some offhand remark about the silliest of things!
Zelda asks what is the bravest thing I have ever done. She really got me thinking on that one. Sometimes I think my bravery may have also been stupidity and that I was just lucky to live none the worser for my actions. I’ll make that a post in itself in a couple days and let you guys be the judge. “Bravery or Stupidity” will be the question …..
I had some sweet dreams last night about my significant other, not the first time. There was no sex involved in any of them! How fukked up is that?. Or maybe that’s the way it’s supposed to be. But judging from my past. I would have some really wild and colorfully intense dreams about sex and wake up feeling like a real horndog! But not now, all i see is her beautiful face smiling at me and it gets me excited that she is paying attention to me but not sexually excited if you know what I mean. I still have the obligatory “boner” in the morning., however, hell if i’ll ever know what that’s about, even dreaming about baseball and you would still get that! Not that I ever dream about baseball, but you know what I mean…..
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awwww, how sweet, you had nice dreams about your woman…
I do all the time and she is 2 feet away.
Two nights ago, she was dreaming about me and leaned over and just touched me for awhile and cooed, it was so sweet.
And I have had dreams about baseball. That is sad, no?
Happy Mardi Gras, it must be getting pretty wild there.
Soooo… does she know about the whole paranoia thing too? I mean, yelling at the alarm clock is something I do everyday which I’m sure is the basis of some psychosis that will be named after me. But, very sweet that you dreamed about her.
Im glad my alarm clock is my stereio and it’s on the other side of my bedroom. I do, however, keep the remote right next to me so I can shut it off if I can get away with it….
What a cool dream…..
Morning wood is just a way for guys to polevault to the bathroom or to learn to pee while standing on their heads. It’s all about gymnastics my friend!
Lois Lane
My alarm clock has a motion sensor snooze button. All I have to do is wave at it.
Soooo, *drumming my fingers* when are you going to answer my questions, hmmm?
Angi= ya, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! a very nice feeling….
Mike= sounds to me like you have one really nice lady! and baseball? hehe i guess LOL
Nannerpeach= hmm i wouldn’t call irtparanoia, more like “heightened awareness” of everything around me, even trees and rocks and stuff, but especially machines…..
Angel= ya it was a very cool dream, and i have had it several times, i love it tho, I feel so peaceful in the morning!
Lois= !! you seem to know too much about the mechanics of “morning wood” hmmmmm i will have to try the pole vaulting! weeeee
Jeanette= now see that wouldn’t work for me, if it was close enough for me to wave at I would just do it in my sleep and it would never wake me up. My alarm is stereo and its big and I set it to max volume on a hard rock station all the way across the room! I have to get up out of bed to shut the “stupid” thing off! and i promise i will nswer your questions, all in good time! hehe
Have you ever been so tired that you just sleep right through the alarm clock going off? I think it gives up after awhile.
Morning wood makes for great wake up sex.
There’s nothing like waking up first thing in the morning and…..
…I forget what that’s like… damned single life!
Thanks, Jethro! LOL
Jethro= yep i have been there a few times !! and yes it does , but sometimes the urge to pee first wins and then ya gotta wave buh-bye to tha woodie, but gettin’ a new one is a lot of fun sooooo….. hehe
Angel=!!! haha me too! oh well, the way things are goin’ lately i may as well swear abstinence like a priest , omg NOOOOOOOOO hehe
Hey Jethro – I think mornings would be a lot better for me if we took advantage of the “situation,”
Isn’t that sad Seven? Husband and wife communicating through your comments?
*laughing at Jethro and Zelda*
Seven, patience is NOT one of my virtues. Just thought you’d like to know that.
Seven
I haven’t got to that point yet (I’d be stuck as a nun… ick!!), hope like hell I don’t! LOL
Then again, I think I’d buy toys before swearing everything off…
…. did I just type that?!
If it keeps me from the nunnery, I’ll do it!!
Oh man, if that isn’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard… You’re a doll, you know that? **Smooch**
Ahh!! Morning wood. Funny. Very sweet dream about your girl. Love it.
Good luck with the lab visit!
My dreams about my (now ex) significant other aren’t as sexified as I make them out to be on my website. Don’t feel too bad.
And Jeth’s right…;) it’s fun!
Zelda= hehe now that’s tres funny and i want ya to know you and Jethro can use my comments for communication all ya want!
Jeanette= maybe not but you have so many nice virtues, they make up for that one by a wide margin!!
Angel= hehe did you just mention sex toys in my comments!!!!!??? hehe cool! but oh so naugh-tay~!!
Aimee= thankya grrrl, and a big ole *smooch* to you too!
Varla= thank you too! maybe i’m underestimating the true power of morning wood! you’re very sweet and the lab visit went well, i hardly bled at all!
tCj= Jeth is right and so are you, i just need someone to practice it with ona regular basis, like daily!!
Hey, Seven! Just saying hello. My Mardi Gras is over. I guess yours is just getting started. I read you every day even if I don’t comment. I enjoy reading everyone else’s comments so much I forget what I wanted to say while I was reading your post. Lots of love on this blog!
Oh dreams can be so so nice….yes they can….glad you enjoy those trips to the lab since you have to go so often…I imagine you make their day when you go in their…I know when I was Nursing I had favorites that I loved to see come back…bet you happen to be one of those…..I know you would be one of mine….now those damn alarm clocks forget them…just let me wake up to MR. Woody please….thank you I’ll go now…later…hugs and kisses.
Laurie= !!!! hi and nice to see ya heehee. and thanks for coming by you always have something sweet to say =) and yes there is a lot of love here, my friends are totally awesome and they are too nice to me! i mean that too… shucks …. lol
Vickie= hi hon and always great to see you, and I am now an official Always Victoria fan! love your blog!
xoxo’s !
That is so true about the needing to pee first in the morning. But, notice how difficult it is to aim with a hard on? Instead of going into the toilet, you can hit the walls and/or ceiling. LOL!
Ahhhh. I remember the morning wood. Great sex
My mother once told me you know you’re in love with someone if you dream about them in a non-sexual way.
Didn’t mean to scare you there. sorry.
Seven, I have no idea what you’re talking about… I’m an innocent Angel….
LOL.
Yea.
Right.
um who is your significant other?
Jethro you forgot the laundry. LOL
My alarm clock is Satan’s playtoy. On the mornings I don’t need it, it manages to go off repeatedly and somehow moves JUST beyond my freakin reach. And when I DO need it, where the hell is it? I still haven’t figured it out.
And as for the dreams.. I have ‘sexless’ dreams about my fiance very often… usually right after we’ve had a few hours of hot monkey love. It only leads me to believe that our connection runs much deeper than the obligatory wet spot on the sheet. So I wouldn’t stress about it if I were you.
Oohhh your dream is sweet and revelatory. We have an old saying in Spanish which loses its flavor when translated but when you dream of your current love without mating the union is forever. I love hearing about new love…
Jethro= yep, that’s why Lois mentioned doing a handstand to pee so it would go in the correct direction LOL
Becka= how true! and ya didn’t scare me one bit, i’m not afraid of true love!
Angel= are we going to have to start callimg you Restless Devil???
inky= she is a very sweet and wonderful person, one who i admire very much and wish i could be with at this very moment!
Trashman=
Paige= Hi!! and I agree about that, it truly is the work of satan, may the inventors burn in hell!! hot monkey LOVE weeeeeee
and how can we forget the wetspot!!
Veronica= you got it!
Alarm clocks are evil, created by sadists. I am not, as you can tell, a morning person.
I like throwing my alarm clock into the wall in the morning. But they get expensive to replace, so I don’t do that anymore…
Anything’s possible… bwahaha….