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conversations with mom
I started this blog back in November just for fun, I had heard an entertainer on TV talk about writing to her blog and I had never heard the term before, I Googled the word and bam! I came across all these wonderful diaries. Yep, I was hooked! I started out writing my silly novel called Delacroix but I quickly realized I wanted more, much more! So began this, “it’s a dog’s life” (and yes I know the second ‘ isn’t needed, it just looks cooler in there). In my foolish haste to get some readers I made the boo-boo of telling my family all about it and encouraged them to read, but alas, I found that I was censoring myself and I didn’t like that. Well a few months have passed and now my mom seems to be the only faithful reader in the family, so now a lot of the censorship has gone away! So now, I want to mention to you guys some of the things that me and her have talked about since I started this journal about myself.
Mom= do you have to have that thing on there?
Me= what thing?
Mom= you know, that big…. thing, that giant fish thing! Some of my friends are reading you now and that…thing is terrible and I don’t like looking at it, can you take it down?
Me= mom this is my blog, they don’t have to look at it.
Mom= I know, but I like reading you, can you take it down for me? please?
After a few days I did take the post down, and here is the picture that caused all the controversy! Click HERE, warning gigantic whale penis…
Ok now, lets go back to my Mardi Gras posts about the Krewe de Vieux parade with the very risque floats down in the French Quarter. Here’s a good example…
Mom didn’t say one single word about these pictures, in fact she thought they were great and had a good laugh. Verdict: Giant man penis GOOD, giant whale penis NOT GOOD. The cool thing about the giant whale cock was that it was the first time me and Mom really talked about anything sexual. Since then things have loosened up quite a bit!
Mom= have you really had so much sex in your life?
Me= yep, sure have. It’s a big thing with me, gotta have it.
Mom= I would never even imagine some of the things you talk about on your blog! How do you know so much about it?
Me= I read, a lot, all my life I’ve been a big reader and even the great novels by well known authors offer up plenty of sex if you read between the lines.
Mom= I’ve never known anyone but your dad, I can’t imagine what it would be like with anyone else! And I’ve never been a reader.
Me= damn mom, you need to get out more often!
So now, sex is not an unusual topic with me and her, she’s funny with some of her observations about my sex topics and gets a thrill when I write about sex and my adventures with multple women and we have actually said the word f*ck in front of each other many times. That was just not done before. What a change this blog has made to our relationship. For the better I think.
My dads been sick and receiving chemo for cancer and I imagined theres been no nightime activity between mom and dad lately.
Me= looking thru personals ads; Damn I need to get laid, it’s been like forever, since before I got sick with my liver going down!
Mom= yeah, I know what you mean, me too, your dad’s been too sick lately.
Me= uhhmm ok mom, TOO much info!
This mornings conversation:
Mom= can you come take a look at my windshield wipers? They seem to be sticking for some reason.
Me= sure, oh wow it’s a bit nipply out here. (one of my fave expressions when the air is crisp enough to make your nipples hard)
Mom= laughs, I love that expression, nipply….. thats funny!
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ROARIN here sev.. me and danno just read it together… he’ll prbly be round later.. how FUN!
I like Ma.. I do!
hehe nipply
Trav has an interesting question regarding whales…since you do so much reading, I’ll send his thought on to you…. “400gallons of sperm? Damn! Since they are so much bigger than humans, are their sperm bigger too?”
It’s great you have parents who love you. Wish I could say the same about my own.
My husband’s dad died from cancer, last spring. Time flies, I thought it was just a few months ago. It took so long for them to ‘catch’ it, he decided not to go the chemo route, since it would only give him maybe a couple more months. The chemo itself can be bad enough. It was very sad, I was for once at a loss for words. It helped him and his family to remember all the things he used to do. I’m sorry you have to go through something like that.
i’m going thru some momma drama right now …i’m glad you and your mom are so tight …
Your mom sounds cool! It’s great she reads and gets a kick out of what you write…
Awesome.. I was always close to my mom about it. But dad on the other hand, LMAO.. he was a riot to get started talking about sex.. and yuck I don’t think I wanna swollow the water no more…oh and thanks for the welcome
Awww Seven,
That is so cool that you and mom talk like that *hugs to mom & dad* it’s always our parents who are faithful readers. I haven’t opened up mine to my parents but maybe I should? Humm I’ll think about it.
And thank’s for the whale cock shot (yes my mouth was hanging open @ the shock) I missed that post and I will have trouble surfing in the future.
Thanks Seven!!
Magz= thanks darlin’!!! hehe
tCj= i’m glad you likey! and on the question… they DO have HUGE sperms and here’s a link to prove it! Click me!
Micki= thanks for your concern, my dads gonna be fine, they declared him cancer free and he’s improving!
Mom’s gonna get laid soon probably! LOL
Allie= thanks sexy pants! *smooch*
Myles = yes it is, she reads me faithfully, luckily i have not a single bad thing about her in my head that I would need privacy from her on my blog… =)
Jade= hi hi!! you gettin dug out of that snowfall yet? =)
Charon= imagine if guys unloaded that much sperm at one shot OMG you would need gutters installed on the bed and landscaping for runoff in the bedroom!!! eeep!!
yea that mental picture disturbs me too….
*poink*!!!
I talk about sex with my mom all the time. Although not usually specific to me. Some things she doesn’t need to know. I guess that’s more usual with mother/daughter’s though. My brother used to freak out if I even mentioned that my mom wore a bra.
I love your Mom for taking care of you & your Dad. Moms like yours give real meaning to the word mom.
And Eurowoman is up for _grabs_. You could be the first. Glad you like mi guy. xxxx’s
Well it looks like July maybe August we might see the grass again. .. Check blog for more wonderful snow to come, lol Don’t forget your winter coat
Aww, the penis doesn’t bother me, but I feel sorry for the whole rest of the whale! Maybe your Mom just doesn’t like to see dead whales.
Wow, that whale was just scary. I’d like to see them try to make a condom for that thing!!!
I’m glad that blogging has given you a change fore the better with your mom. I guess that’s what it’s really about in the end.
That is great that this blog has helped spark more conversation between you and your mum. I don’t hink I could even say the word penis much less sperm in front of my mum!
Hey Sev,
Your mom sounds great. (Like mother, like son!) Sorry about your dad going through all that. IT SUCKS!!!
Read this older post of mine if you get a second. You’ll know why when you read it! xo
http://www.denibonet.com/2005/01/they-say-its-in-genes.html
Hey! Your mom sounds totally awesome ;o) I would freak if my family knew about my blog, lol….. I am also sad to hear about your dad, Take care! {{{hugs}}}
how sweet, best of luck to your Dad
Jeanette= lol that’s hilarious about your bro, i mean sheesh, its part of anatomy, and good for ya that you and mom can talk, it’s nice hey!
Veronica= ya she is a trip, she often says off the wall things that make me think, sometimes ya just don’t know the people you’re supposed to be closest to…*SMOOCH*
Jade= thanks hon! i’ll be back!
Crazygirl= ya, whales dying sucks, don’t know the story about that one, i’m sure some die of natural causes, I like to hope that one did…
Brighton= it’s made quite a change, amazing how much better we know each other now!!
Last Girl= LOL that story is awesome, you do have Seinfeld folks!!
Leslie= !! hiya!! *hugs* backatcha!!! my dad’s gonna be fine thank you!!
Mike= thanks guy!
totally!
My mother = preachers daughter. what goes on in the bedroom is something only your doctor can hear.
My stepmother? Gives me tips on oral sex
Your mum is the shizzle! Glad your dad is doing better too.
I wish my mom would get a grip on sex. She has 9 kids it’s not like she’s a virgin. But you’d think she was the way she acts. The only way I can get her to ease up is if I say, “we’re both married.” And I did get her to laugh at a dick joke once. Other than that, prude city.
I don’t talk about sex with my mother or with my son (24 y.o.). They give me a hard time and try to make me embarrassed. It doesn’t take much which they think is hilarious. Good for you and your mom. Hope your dad gets better.
Of course your mom would be cool! She’s YOUR mom! Don’t you love it when you can actually be friends with your parents? So cool!
Hope your evening is going well…
Lil
Becka= hmmm, has she given you any really good tips?
Nanner= thanks sweetheart!! *smooch*!!
Zelda= i guess it’s just not meant to be with some moms, maybe when you 2 are a bit older….?
Laurie= that’s funny!
Lilly= yep, thats true. it does make a big difference! we have a few more topics to chat about now LOL
I voted and gave you a whopping 5
Charon= wow!! thanks! if you applied for a review, i’ll definetely return the favor!! we could make this community the most read in the blogoverse! xoxo’s!
I’m headin’ over there soon….. heehee..
My mom throws out unexpected double-edged sexual comments all the time. My “dad” is just as bad… it’s pretty damn funny. But to actually talk about it seriously with her… I don’t think I could do that..
Man, I can’t imagine having such a conversation with my mom. I just couldn’t do it. Seems too foreign to me. Anyways, I admire you for being able to do that. For me, I couldn’t do it.
Me voted too! How did you get them to review it without paying the $5?
Seven~I voted, too. And I expect you to return the favor when they finally get around to reviewing mine - I think I’m #20 to be reviewed right now.
And your mom rocks. My mom and I have conversations like that. She reads my blog, too, so I understand about the censoring. After one emotional entry she called and said “What was that about?” and I said “Look, just cos you get to read it doesn’t mean I have to talk to you about all of it.” I think she gets it now…
Well, I set up a name and shit, and it won’t lemme log in to vote… bastards.
Anyway, this may be unofficial, but I give you a 5.
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It’s an exclamation kinda day….
I gave you a 5 too. I have been in a few times before I commented. I really enjoy the bikes
Angel= lol that makes sense tho !!
Jethro= ya me an my mom have come a long way, she’s the best !!(brownie points) LOL
Becka= i did pay the 5 bucks, i had a few dollars just sittin at Paypal and threw it in, but it’s totally free if you wait patiently =)) and thanks SO much for the vote!!
Julie= of course i’ll vote, just give us all a heads up! and thanks!!!!!!
Angel= thanks for tryin’, and not a thing wrong with an !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kinda day!! *poink*
Micki= thankyew!!!! you’re too kind!! =)
Just voted! Gave you a 5 of course
Hope your weekend is going well!!
Seven,
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I just may have to see what they say about my site…but I always hate reviews
P.S. Love the banner!
OK, Sev. Just got back from voting you a BIG 5! I LOVED the way you did that backflip! Your form was PERFECT!!! Don’t go changin…
So now get your butt back over to my place and check out my multimedia extravaganza!
xox
Leslie= thank you!!! *smooch*
Charon= you doll! thanks bunches!!!
Last Girl= you nut, that Waffle House post is hilarious! ! you got some way cool, off the wall ideas!!
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Venir la pièce avec moi.
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Mon coeur est à vous à commander, je sera là bientôt!
hi there.
thanks for the comment on my blog! I guess you are all kind of stuck with me now. I’ll be writing frantically to keep you entertained.
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Sev, if you keep changing your template, I’m going to get confused and forget which blog is yours!!
Love the new splash screen and header. Thats really cool!!
God, that whale has a big dick. Thats nasty. LOL
have a good day.
I like the header, this is the first time I noticed it. I don’t normally load the pics.
I want to know where it came from or how you got it to do that?
Nice “new” pic of you, too….