March 14th, 2005
Shameless Plugging!
Finally!! I’ve found a 3 column template setup that works well under all resolutions and screen sizes that I’ve tested it in so far and it even looks right in Firefox!! Awesome! It took tons of tweaking and messing with to get it just right but it was worth the effort I think. This template works well with Blogger and doesn’t need to be hosted elsewhere! And now I plan on using it for people that want a 3 column setup for their blog! It’s VERY customizable as far as sidebar images, headers, colors, font colors and sizes, backgrounds and colors and just about anything else you want! I can deliver a unique appearance to anyone that desires it. One thing I’ve hated about all the 3 column templates I’ve seen before is that you end up with sideways scrolling when viewed on smaller screens, but not with this one, it automatically resizes!
I’ve also decided to make up small buttons, banners and even gravatars. Not to mention cool ass headers and stuff. So if you are in need of those services, spank me with some gmail at biteseven@gmail.com and we can talk! The prices will be very reasonable! And don’t forget about doing entire blogs! My 2 newest ones are Lois Lanes new setup here and then there’s Brightons blog here!! Oh, yeah, and they are both a great read, even if i wasn’t showing off my template skills LOL
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Over the weekend I was reminded of a story about an old friend of mine named Jim, he was a long haired guy like me and we were at a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans. They normally have people on horseback in the parades including mounted police leading it. A cop on horseback happened to stop right smack in front of us and Jim reached over and patted the horse on the side of its neck in a very friendly way, the cop kicked Jim square in the chest knocking him down with his boot in the stirrup and yelled keep your hands off my horse you fukkin’ hippie!! Of course Jim was thoroughly PISSED and the rider and parade started to move again immediately.
When the cop got about 20 ft away fom us Jim jumped up and gave the cop the finger and the cop happened to turn and see him. He blew his whistle and 3 cops on foot came over and grabbed Jim and started whipping his ass on the ground with their clubs!!! One of them even pulled almost all the hair out of the top of Jims head! They threw his ass in jail for the weekend and charged him with being drunk and disorderly or someshit, I forget now, but the charge was total BS and there wasn’t a damn thing he could do about it back then. Now the cops are a lot cooler and let LOTS of shit slide at Mardi Gras, maye they were inundated with brutality lawsuits in later years. When that incident happened with Jim, those kind of lawsuits were unheard of.
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There’s no shame in putting yourself out there. I’ve seen your work and it’s absolultely great. As for your buddy and the police, all I can say is it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the whole bunch.
Love the three column look, although I don’t understand it. LOL… as for your buddy… what Jethro said.
wow! hadta take my shoes off just to count columns! (only got 2 hands ya know)
you’ve dun it again sev, stunned, amazed, and awed. (nice pic there too sport… he he he)
too bad i wasnt along at that particular mardi gras, for i am a true horse whisperer, and coulda given that cops horse the secret signal that sez ‘rip this asshole off yer back and put the horseshoes to him…”
really!
oops.. fergot the REALLY big
*POINK*!!!!!!!!
That sucks. And not the good kind either.
I love your new template! Badass!
More sex posts, please. I know you got ‘em
It looks good!
and, Lord knows we can’t be doing that sideways scrolling stuff. I mean, we’re not crabs here, people.
Jethro= thanks for the encouragement! and the compliments!
Nannerpeaches=!!! thank you! yeah and sometimes just the wrong place at the wrong time =(
Magz= thanks for the big fat smile i’m wearing *poinks*~! backatcha!!
Becka= yeah, i HATE when it’s not the good kind =( LOL and thank you!!
Kate= hi hon!!! will do! I promise!
Angel= !!! thankyew hon!!! I’m glad you likey!
Jeanette= I know you are! and I can eat some crabs! Oh yeah!!
**hey SE7EN!!**
POINK!! Oooh lawday… I spent most of yesterday as a rather hungover gal. Damn vodka…
Anyhoo, back home. It’s cold here. Certainly not 78F or 300 decibals (like at the Cat’s Meow).
Promise to post something soon; but fer y’all who weren’t down in the Crescent City… ’twas great!!
“What makes those oysters taste sooo good?”
Love the new template! I haven’t been by in awhile, I’m a BAAADDD wench! Thanks for the blogroll love!
Love the recent posts too, those slow ass old ladies with the blue hair that can’t see over the steering wheel?? LMAO they drive me nuts!
Sounds like Pink gave you a run for your money, and was worth every penny!
I am confused on the photo you have on your site.
Thanks again for your help with the photos. Still tweaking size, but working out.
Angie= Hey grrrl! had a great time!! them oysters were kikass!! and the caviar was good too! glad your home all safe and sound and stuff!!! *poink*~!!
WickedWenchy= hi hon!!! thanks for the compliment! Good to see ya!!
Sara= ? confused? My profile pic? I change that pic often, sometimes older pics, sometimes new, the one thats up there at this writing is just a few days old. I looked over your outdoor pictures! very nice!!!
!!!!!!!!!
geez. Seems i am gonna have to lift my game in the template stakes eh?
Looking good! I like it! *smmmmooooches to you*
Caviar? Just how wasted was I?
D’ Anerah= hi! i like your blog template too! it’s nice! *smooches*~!
Angie= LOL you were pretty wasted! hehe the oysters had caviar on top of every other one of them, delicious! I take it you did’nt make it for your oyster shucking lessons the next morning? LOL
Might I say, without sounding fresh, Seven looks mighty fine in his new pic!
Lois Lane
Thanks for mentioning me and thanks for giving Home Fires such a pretty makeover!
Too bad Jim didn’t come with a big set of knockers, he could have gotta out of jail free with ‘em.
P.S. in the pink, smokin’!
It’s not shameless plugging if its on your own site. It’s shameless bragging.
*smooches’n’spanks*
You change your template almost as often as, well I’m not going to say it. I kinda like having to search for new things atleast every other day. Gonna check out the page source today. Trying to figure out a few things, and I’m sure this is a good place to start.
the template looks great. one of these days i gotta spiff up the homestead like this… til then, my junk’s gonna sit in the corner, ol newspapers pilin’ up, dukin’ it out w/the dustbunnies…
Great look. The three colunm look is hard to do and took me a long time before it looked almost OK.
Your friend would really have a good lawsuit of his hands these days.
Dude, you deserve the compliments. Your work really is outstanding.
This looks really cool, I like it, LOL.. Now back to my boring blog.. naww I’ll stay here for a while, lol
Lois= weeee! she thinks i’m purty!! (big fat smile) LOL Your mostest welcome hon! And if Jim had had big knockers his name woulda been Gem and the cop woulda kicked me for being the hippy chicks BF LOL And Pink, yeah she was smokin” but she never did let me make her smoke. But she did keep me busy!!
tCj= Owww, more spanks please!! hehee!
Micki= you going to peek under the hood!? eeep! i better put on some underwear! LOL ahh, maybe not =)
Michael= LOL yeah, you should see the hacienda, it used to have floors, now its called “stuff”.
Blue= yeah he would, I would almost certainly welcome being treated that way by cops today, with witnesses of course LOL
Jethro= thanks again dude!!
Jade= you can hang with me any time you want ,sweetie! =)
What have you done with Cooter?
Hey, someone get down there and check his back yard!!!
just kiddin’. *snicker*
*poink*
You were bragging….
*spank*
…I’m sorry, did I hurt you? Let me make it feel better….
*rub*
So Sev, is the hood still up?
I mean…
Uhh….
Yea………..
Celti= snicker? did you just snicker? LOL, do it again, I like that! LOL
tCj= oh babee! you make it hurt sooo good!
Angel= actually the hood is always up HAHAHA!!! omg that was too easy, luv ya sweetie!! *poink*~!!!!!
*trips Seven*
*throws big black leather booted foot on Seven’s chest*
*leans down to have a look at his ’speciman’*
Hmmmmmmmm
Yeah… Okay
I’m a dom… I’ll ride you.
Up to fun and games again I see!
Look at you gettin’ all these women worked up. I bow to you, sir.
Yo Sev: Lovin the 3 columns. Lookin mighty fine! You are getting to be quite the Tmplate Tweeker!
I’m glad the cops have mellowed out some. It’s hard eough being a hippy without getting shit for it, too! xox
dude, i’m not sure you wanna eat those crabs.
Demon Queen= !!! haha, shoulda known you would pick up on that sub line!!
always fun and games!!
Jethro= me? lol i’m all innocent and stuff haha
Last Girl= thanks sweetie!! Don’t fall off that building!! *hugs*!!!
Jeanette= OHHH those crabs yecccch!!!! nasteee!!
The new template looks great!
Hey Sev, sorry I haven’t been around much for a while, kinda been consumed with my own life and letting it get the best of me. Anyhow, just wanted to say Hi. Love the new lay out. I have been wanting 3 columns for my site, but since I had it done professionally, and they kept the template, I dont’ know if I can modify it without screwing it up.
Anyhow…take care.
Seven, I love, love, love my new template. You are brilliant.
Hmmm, I’m running out of ways to thank you…..; )
Like it when it hurts good?
*spank*
(and if you wanna see real pain, look at my latest post)
Catt= thanks!!
HarleyQuinn= I know what ya mean love, you take care too, *hugs*~!!
Brighton= !!! I loved loved loved doing it!! thank you!! =)
tCj= you betcha!! yummy pain!! I will stop by!! *poink*~!!!
Site looks great Sev!! And that is crazy about those horse riding cops, what an ass!! Glad to hear they have calmed down, would like to make it up there again when my kids are a bit older.
Thanks for stopping by!
Think I’m full of energy? You ain’t read nothing yet!
*spank*
*bite* (on neck)
I remember hearing that New Orleans cops used to be really assholic. When I was at Mardis Gras a few years ago they were pretty cool though. They must have lightened up some.
Like your new digs….
I’ve had the asshole cop freak out because a friend touched his stupid horsey too. My friend got arrested for battery on a peace officer for patting Mr. Ed on the nose. Except it was Halloween, instead.
Oh G-d I just figured out why I find you so damn sexy. You look A LOT like Mr. Big from Sex In The City. Our relationship is forever changed now….
Wow, I haven’t left a comment here yet today? Shit, dude… I’m slipping!
Hi, Sev!!!
*poink!*
you see? this is why people kill cops. cops like that give them ALL a bad name!!
besides, who knew petting horses was against the law?
Leslie= thanks sweetheart!! Would love to meet you and yours next time you come up this way too!!
tCj= ooo a spank AND a bite!! LOL
Zelda= yeah they had/have a bad rep. they’ve gotten a bit easier to deal with in the past years tho.
Ginny= hi there!! Thanks!! Is that wrong to touch a horse ?? If so it’s an attractive nuisance, lol, who can resist patting a horse!!
Brighton= I’ve watched some Sex in the City but don’t recall a Mr Big hmmm Is that the character that was played by Chris Noth? and woooeee! !
Angel= !!! and I wuz thinkin’ ya just didn’t luv me no mo! *smooch*~!!! =)
Dawn= hmm we certainly don’t need more cop killers!! do we? Yeah, and next we know they’ll make petting in general against the law!!! grrrrr is what I say! LOL
But baby, I’ll always love you!!!
*poink!!!!*
Hi Se7en!
The template you designed for Lois looks superb, as I said there, besides it being *green*
You definitely have skills, man!…and it looks as thought I should take a gander down , er lower, to another post… BTW, thx 4 your patience waiting for constipated Blogger to unclog and let you comment on my photos/writing. Appreciate your patience. You are right that I need to check out haloscan… Just rad the “horribly evil , etc… you have a gr8 sense of humor ;)!
Seven- I believe that it was Chris Noth, you are a dead ringer. Damn, now I’m all wet….
The strange thing about the horseback riding cops on Bourbon Street is that they seem top appear out of nowhere. Some guy starts acting like a jackass and BAM, there’s a cop grabbing the dude by his collar and dragging him down Bourbon beside his horse. Weird! Ten seconds before, no horse in sight.