Rant Mode… ON
I already know that there are way too many idiots on the streets that have no clue on how the hell they are supposed to drive a car, but the storm we experienced last week (Cindy) drove it home even deeper. You would think that everyone should know (and it makes logical sense) that if you approach an intersection where there is normally a traffic light and it is malfunctioning for whatever reason, and especially if the lights are OFF that you treat it like a 4 way stop. Nobody has the right of way, all vehicles are required to stop and then take turns crossing the intersection, giving first right of way to the person in the intersection to your right. Just like a freekin’ 4 way stop sign!! These assholes weren’t even slowing down, while others stopped. They blew right thru the intersection like it was nothing! WTF is wrong with people?? If you kill someone on the highway it’s called MANSLAUGTER dammit. It’s not like a damn fender bender where your insurance company pays the damages and everyone goes home. They will put your sorry ass in jail for killing another person thru your negligence. And don’t forget it!!
Disturbing News
Probably everyone has heard by now that they plan on launching the shuttle again following a 2 year hiatus to fix all the problems that caused the Challenger to explode and scatter debris across several states, killing everyone onboard. What a mess and the poor astronauts didn’t have a chance. Looking at this mornings paper there is a huge front page article with photos and arrows showing all the cool improvements they did to insure that Challenger can not reoccur. I was impressed until I noticed a small footnote to the article that basically said ” The shuttle launch schedule suffered a minor setback when a piece of window trim fell off and damaged several heat tiles”.
Uhmmm HELLO… how the FUCK does a piece of window trim just “fall” off the worlds most expensive machine. I see cars and trucks going down the road all day long and I don’t see any window trim flying off of them. NASA, give General Motors a phone call already or better yet give ME a call and I’ll come over with my Black & Decker cordless and a couple of screws from ACE Hardware and patch that bitch right up! In, fact I think I’ll just form a new company and call it Se7ens Super Duper Shuttle Body and Paint Repair!
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FIRST!! *POINK*
It’s outrageous, is what it is. This is like work down the $89,000 toilet.
Hey I hear you. You gotta wonder if the nice people at NASA sending up the shuttle so much is part of the reason for the weather being so screwed up as it is. Further more you would think with all their equipemnt that costs us tax payers thousands of dollars they would have windows that didn’t just fall out.
I totally agree with you about idiot drivers. This world is full of them. Last winter I got ahead of a guy in traffic he got out of his car and threw snow at me.
About those drivers… that is just pathetic… or is it arrogance. Either way, they suck!
The shuttle… yeah, I’d be more than reluctant to board anything that was put together with a fucking hot glue gun! WTF? How does something just fall off? They probably should hire you… or the guys from Pimp My Ride!
People forget how to drive that is why everyone has to be extra careful watching out for those fuckers.
I hope you are doing well with all the icky weather!
Lois Lane
Well there you go… you could still make a fortune in the aerospace industry. So many talents….so little time. A couple screws and the old Black and Dekker can fix many things, however the only two sealing devices I have complete confidence in are duct tape and JB Weld. They even helped to create my new look! Groovy huh?
When I heard that on the news last night I screamed, “Shit shouldn’t be just FALLING off that thing.” Gah! Love the picture. *giggle, snort*
All drivers are idiots! We’d be in trouble if we had a bad storm this far ‘inland’. FT’s and old fogies would be creepin around the curves and trees and pissed off locals would be crashin cuz they’re trying to get around them and be at work on time. Of course our ft’s and fogeys freak out with less than 1/2 an inch of snow on the ground (not on the roads though!).
You tried to sneak one by me! How did you get the bullets changed? Love that they’re biohazard symbols!
Tacos and bait? UGH!
Ditto on the duct tape. That stuff will fix anything. I don’t want to hear about bad drivers. Money says they had Texas plates and were Astros fans. People in this town either can’t read or are partially blind. Maybe both. Love the pic. Definitely think that should be your new gravatar pic. By the way I’m gonna have to get you to show me how to do one of those. C’Ya.
That pic of you in the shuttle rocks.
*poinkz*
**snork** Good photoshoppin’ there, mate. And I like the new header.
Stupid fucking assholes, the drivers not nasa, oh what yeah them too!!!
Smooshes and smooches to my favorite Sir. (((((((HUGS))))))))
NASA needs to give you a call, that’s for sure! Sheesh. Nuts.
I’m surprised at the number of drivers that don’t know the simplest rules of driving. Especially the 4-way stop AND they think they have the right of way merging on a freeway? I don’t think so! I cuss them out royally - now it would be nice if they could hear what I say because they don’t take the time to read my lips
I have friends at NASA.. I’ll call ‘em! heehee!
dammit, I hate when the windows fall out of my car…
and the hopes I have for the people who just blow through the intersection like that and don’t give a fuck? they’re not pretty hopes. they include lots of fire and darkness and eternal torture.
Sweetone, You tell everyone just how good I am in bed and then you cum right along and tell them about my driving…just what am I going to do..lol I guess I better start kissing up more actually I hate the drivers you are talking about and as you know we have plenty of them here in GA. I know you could fix anything up at NASA after all YOU are the man is there anything you can not fix….Oh baby you fix me right up and by the way. How much do I owe you for the comment over at Rodney’s place? You do know you Rock and are special. Hugs and kisses sweet one….Now get to screwing….
I know someone who works at the Cape, want I should put in a good word for you?
LOVE the pic BTW!
Hey you!! Happy Liversary!! I forgot it was the day after Nate’s b-day. This was fuckin’ hilarious!!! Oh, and I saw a license plate on a hot red Mustang the other day that made me think of you… it said…
SE7EN
I shit you not.
Yeah, I was thinking the same kind of thoughts as I followed this idiot this morning in his crunched shitmobile as he was doing 20 down the middle of the road! gah!
Anyway…I hadn’t heard about the window trim, but did hear that there was a fuel gauge malfunction. Tell me - why do they need a fuel guage? You know they put in enough for the trip - there aren’t any damned space truck stops for them to gas up at! …and what do they do if it starts getting low - “get in the shuttle kids, we’d better head home!” pffft. Anyway. I am glad that they’re being meticulous about everything before letting them take off. Check the tire pressures and change the oil, folks. lol
The thing that fell off was a temporary window cover to stop them getting dirty while it sits on the pad. Last thing they need is the pilot trying manuvers to avoid an astroid that turns out to be a lump of egret shit. Oh and you all laugh about the duct tape, but guess how the cover was attached to the window! The fuel guage stops it running out of fuel, which aparently would be a bad thing. I guess tapping the dash once or twice works ok for the car but on the shuttle you have to drain the thousands of gallons of feul you’ve just pumped on. good thing is they delayed the launch to the weekend, I can see it go up from my house.
OHS= yeah, but I’ll bet that $86,000 toilet is extra comfy! My dad would love one of those, he spends hours every day on his!
Love the new gravatar! hehe
Colleen= wow, threw SNOW at you!! Did he like, think it was gonna actually hurt or anything??
Rachael= LOL, I used to own a body shop myownself and the shuttle would look kick ass with a nice custom paint job!
Lois= hahaha, not a bad idea! I’m not doin’ all that bad!!
Kathleen= I use boxes full of duct tape, JB weld and even a little Bondo to smooth off the rough edges on every site I build!!
Kristin= yeah, i was struck silent my self! wooo!! weird shit!!
Micki= glad ya like the new bullets, now you get to figger out how I did it! LOL !!! I once saw a video store in Alabama that also advertised bait for sale…
Rodney= what the world would be like witout duct tape… hmmm I dunno but i’ll bet it’s NOT as much fun!!
Boo= Hi sweetie!! Hope you’re having fun out west!! woohoo! *poinkz*~!! backatcha!!
Ang= thank you hon!!
thequeen= smooshes and smooches to you too!! ;);)
Karen= hey grrrl!! I think there should be a new law that says that *I* always have the right of way!!
Nori= hiya sweetie!! Put in a good word for me over there wouldja? hehe
Dawn= oh yeah, me too!!! And hell, if NASA lets me come over and work on it I’ll put in power windows on that shuttle!! no extra charge! woohoo!!
Vickie= hey luv!! How did you know that I was talking about you!! smooches!!
blazngfyre= thanks! woohoo!! I’ll have to update my resume!!
Nanner= Hmmm, I think EVERY license plate should say se7en on it hahaha!!
Celti= you mean there are no Shell stations in space???? I did not know that!!
*hugs*~!!!
Redfred= just a cover???? Hmmm, they didn’t say that in my paper, but hell, ANYTHING that can fall off and damage vital parts is just totally screwed up, thats just not right!!! hehe
poinking atcha scnooks, glad yer here, live… liver n’all.
everyday ya wake up breathing has got to be a good day, right? miss ya pard, vaya con dios mi hermano!
Oh baby now I am all fired up with those smooshes and smooches. Gotta go change my panties now:):):)
Smooshes and smooshes and smooches and smooches. Put those where ya wanna!!!
I hate stupid drivers!!! Too many stories, too limited a space to share ‘em all!!
I almost threw things at the t.v. when NASA initially planned on goin’ along with the launch, despite the damage! How could they have been so fuckin’ stupid to even think about doing that?!
At least they called it off….. even if it was practically at the last damned minute!
SHIT !
ur boring
wonder wat demon queen sees in u
I think $50K is not bad at all, love the new header.
Magz= hey sweetie!! you got that right!!
the queen= LOL thats bad!
Angel= hehe, calm down!! it’s not that bad LOL PoinK~!
saby= you don’t know a fucking thing about me or Demon Queen, who the fuck are you? ? I’ve been face to face with her and she’s a very special friend to me. If you don’t like whats on my blog then you can come lick my nuts. Or click the X.
Is that a little less boring for you?
char= They still haven’t called!! LOL thanks hon!
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are you a web designer ?
its wonderful…..
oops… did I rant? I didn’t “really” mean to.
Believe me I can be worse;)
You won’t be thinking so though!!!
Love the picture! Hahahaha!