Rattle and Hum
Lots of cool stuff going on around here lately. Sorry about the lack of updates! I’ve been one very busy guy since I returned from NYC. I’ve got shitloads of work to do thanks to a very cool new customer that I’m creating a major mondo porno web site for! LOL The site features all kinds of stuff like xxx dvd’s, clothing, and sex toys. When it’s completed I’ll have to put up the link for you guys to check it out! It’s looking very cool! A nice big job for me, the only problem I have with it is, how can I comfortably brag about the job in my future resumes and portfolio? Hmmm…
Baptist church minister: Hello, Mr se7en? Yes, well, so far we really like the new web design you’re doing for our church in Holy Hill, Alabama. And well, we really like your work but we just noticed this one site in your portfolio that has some… ahem… questionable content and now we’re not so sure you’re the right company for the job…
se7en: *talking fast* Yes sir, uhmmm, well I have no idea how that got in there, I think it must be some sort of freaky server error forwarding you to the wrong page, or maybe it was an act of God, maybe it’s just his way of telling you that there’s really nothing wrong with pornography. You know, the human body being one of his most beautiful creations and all that… know what I mean? No? You’re not buying that, huh? *click* Hello? Hello?
See what I mean? Oh well, I would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints anyway! I’m so going to hell. Ahhhh! Heaven sounds so fucking boring…. I caught a teeny bit of that Barbara Walters special a while back in which she explores the question “What is Heaven?” or something like that. I really don’t try to knock or criticize anyones religion or their beliefs unless they feel like their particular religion entitles them to commit violent acts like terrorism in the name of “their” god. Not mentioning any in particular *coughislamistscough*.
Barbara was interviewing this one evangelical jesus freak who’s definition of heaven was a place where you could have everything you ever wanted, do everything you ever wanted, never have any aches or pains, and you could eat all the food you wanted whenever you wanted and never get fat! That description sounds totally disgusting to me, let me get this straight now, you can do anything, no matter how bad and never feel any repercussions for doing everything in excess? That sounds like sin to me using the definitions given by most religious doctrine. Eternity is a long motherfukkin’ time to exist, and any kind of excessive behavior would get extremely boring in short order no matter how depraved you are. I don’t think this guy really thought thru what he was saying! I’m just saying… LOL
Ok now, back to the web design stuff! I could really use you guys help. I’m creating a new website for myself for my web design work and I have to come up with a cool new name. It has to be short, easy to spell and when people see it they will immediately know that it’s a web design company and it has to be not already taken as a .com name, meaning it has to be a domain name available for purchase, something like www.whatever.com I will award $20 by either Paypal or a gift card to your favorite major store to someone that comes up with a name that I end up using. Just toss em in the comments. And even if you can’t come up with any serious ones, have fun making up silly ones!
Here’s a few very funny website name blunders:
- http://www.whorepresents.com/ Who represents? Or whore presents?
- http://www.expertsexchange.com/ Experts exchange? Or expert sex change?
- http://www.penisland.net/ Pen Island? Or penis land?
- http://www.therapistfinder.com Therapist finder? Or the rapist finder?
- http://www.molestationnursery.com/ Mole station nursery? Or molestation nursery?
- http://www.powergenitalia.com/ Power generating in Italy? Or powerful genitals?
Have fun!
UPDATE!! I’ve chosen to use a name suggested by my lovely gf, Lisa of LisaBinDaCity! The new domain name is www.firesitedesigns.com ! Thanks to everyone that played, but don’t let that stop you from making up more silly ones!
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Those are really funny!
Um Se7? Did I happen to mention I come from a family of Baptist ministers?
Kidding of course, and for the record I enjoy laughing with my fellow sinners as well, (with YOU being the ultimate one!)
MWAH!
Congrats on the big wed job Se7en! “powerful genitals” LMAO! I’ll have to think about the name thing. Have a good evening.
expert sex change…
as far as ideas… does sevenwebs or seven_web dot com exist? that’s the one that popped into my head first. and now my head is full so i forgot what i was doing.
7dzine - all I got at the moment!
I’ll try to think of something. I like the mistakes though.
Good luck with the job! I’m sure you’ll find a creative and sensitive way to brag about it on a resume. I’d like to see it (the resume, not the porno project)!
webworkworld
seethesites
sitesbysev
ironsites
dawgdazedesign
want more? i’m on a rool; coffee’s kickin in goood! *poink*
Holy carp that was funny! It’s good to see you back. If I think of any really cool name for you, I’ll be back. Right now my mind is drawing a blank.
Lois Lane
www.acmedesignco.com
www.dogsdesign.com
www.webwonders.com
www.prettypages.com LOL
That’s all I got for now.
That’s a very nice goofy substituting for non-existant gravitars. I gotta remember to do that some day!
Your new header makes me expect something to happen when I click on it. I did clicky too.
Coming up blank on domain names. Sorry.
sevendeadlywebsites.com
Nevermind… I’m obviously still stuck on the idea of you laughing your way into hell! I’ll see you there, brother!
I KNEW there was something I liked about you…designing a porn website. Do you get a discount?
caninecreations.com
sevenwondersoftheweb.com
(I’ll keep thinking! I’m unemployed and I need to money!) Are you looking for something catchy & funny, or something with more corporate appeal?
Do we get a discount to the porn site if we mention your name?
Oh how cool, Early & I are going to hell also. I guess we can all party DOWN, if ya know what I mean. Cool name for the new site, but I’m going to miss the old one. Can you keep that one up too? Just for old time sakes?
ha! I’ve seen the PenisLand one before, but the rest are new to me! lol
yeah, regarding the porno site, I think that’s one you’ll have to leave off of your portfolio….:) I did one site for an escort service but I sure as hell ain’t gonna list it with the regular sites I’ve done!
“Each place has its own advantages - heaven for the climate, and hell for the society.”
Mark Twain
(Click here if you dare)
So I guess my suggestion — I’ll Drew You — is too late? Rats.
(Too bad, too, huh? Double rats.)
So, when you are designing this porno website, do you . . . .
Sorry, I lost it.
I think I would deposit the money in the bank and keep the porno website off the client list.
Great name!
Hey, that’s catchy! Great choice.
Yeah, so MANY of us are going to hell. Hop on in the handbasket, baby, it’s gonna be a wild ride. lol
Darn, I missed the contest! Well, Lisa is cool, so…
Isn’t gluttony one of the seven deadly sins?
And.. imho, Christian Fundamentalists are just as despicable and dangerous as Islamic Fundamentalists.
Have fun w/the porn site! See ya in hell, babe
Those were FABULOUS! LOL
I just clicked on the Firesite link. It looks great!
Too funny!