slackeriffic
I know I’ve been slacking lately on posting, I think it’s just a phase though. I still enjoy it very much, I just can’t seem to come up with any good topics lately except for my diving stories. I have plenty of those but I don’t want this blog to be about that alone. There’s a lot going on in my life right now but nothing that I want to blog about for fear of messing up a couple of good things. Really good things. Hell yes!
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I’ve never done one of these so forgive me for doing it once! A list of silly searches that found my blog!
10) One man firehose handling- I personally don’t ask for assistance when I take a leak, so hands off beotch!
9) Right place, wrong time- Haven’t we all been to that place at the wrong time? What’s the point of Google searching for it. Must be looking for trouble with that one.
8)Raped by 2 girls- One of my fantasys that came true! Can’t blame ya for that one buddy.
7)Nude pictures of Morgan Webb- Woooo she is so hot. Hell yeah, when you find some, send me the links will ya!!
6)Kate Beckinsale bodacious- She’s one of my faves, right under Sandra Bullock, but is she truly bodacious, I have no idea. You’re looking in the wrong place pally!
5) Grandma sex with dogs- ok this one just blows my mind, what the hell is grandma sex anyway, doing it with grandma bent over her walker maybe? And then enticing a Great Dane to join in? Jeez, get a freekin’ life whoever did that stupid search…
4)Cannibilism sex- Ok, now I have the creepys, this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase hungry for love…. go eat somewhere else dammit!!
3)Penis spurting- Ok, I understand where that one came from, one of my favorite activities actually. Apparently, I’m not the only one….
2)Blowjob cock-biting - Ok I admit it, I like teeth dammit, yeah so I enjoy a little pain with my pleasure…. so what! Leave me alone!! Dammit !!
1)Picture of penis wiper blades- Haha This one is my favorite. Can you buy penis wiper blades? Anyone know? If so I think I might want a set for my car!!! Hell yeah!!!
Have a stellar weekend!!!
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“Have a stellar weekend!!!”
~Grins~ Have you been over to visit me without telling me so? If so I’m SO crushed! If not, excellent word choice!
I get some weird searches too–like “Mikaylah Gordon” all over the place. HUH? I mentioned the name ONCE and wham? ~Shrugs~ Go figure–the Net’s a small world, I guess.
Holy shit - doggie competition
Woo Hoo - new links!
What the hell are “penis wiper blades”???
‘fraid I’ve been slackin’ with ya - not for long though - new post today!
Morning baby!
I got your really good thing here!
~takes off panties~
~throws them at se7en~
Hell yes is right!
I don’t know what else to say doll except…
grandma sex with dogs????????
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Do I need to start monitoring your porn collection mister? LOL
I admit it. It was me who googled you under ‘one man fire hose handling’. I was just curious whether I need to use one or two hands
thanks Se7. I know ol’ BooBoo; she’s a pistol. Will visit the others to look at more of your fine handiwork.
Hoss
Penis wiper blades heehee that’s funny.
nice templates.
Gotta love those searches!
The sites look great!
Love the new look. I have slack days too. Great to catch up with ya.
What a spineless fag. Go cry to your “justtryus” people, display my IP which I assure you will not be correct and prove to everyone reading this how shallow and spineless you are. Oh yea, ban my IP so you don’t have to let peopl know how spineless you are.
But.. on the othe hand i’m really just a tiny dicked asshole that has nothing better to do than waste other peoples time with stupid shit.
btw i blog from my mommies basement and i wear tinfoil on my head…
Duude…… I’ve been slackin’ lately too…. gah, don’t worry ’bout it….
Lovin’ all the new work you’ve done
PiKKeLWeeZel is a moron.
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
bwah ha
Dude there has GOT to be a better way to drive traffic to your site.
Maybe you should try ‘blogexplosion’ dumbass.
If you’re going to go around showing the world that you have a teeny weeny pee-pee, don’t get offended if we laugh at you.
Nobody here is interested in visiting your pitiful site. Although it was a lovely act of desperation.
Fuck off.
Ok, slacker, I’ll hand it to ya. Some of those are pretty damned funny. …but the granny dog sex one - that’s just nasty.
hope your weekend was stellar, too. *poink*
hee hee! my “amusing search that found my blog” hit for today is a google search for “live webcam demon.”
lookin good here pard. delighted at the direct doofus challenge! No shit, sounds like yer having plenty of fun and more coming.
see ya soon, bring yer cue. I like a little strange on a nice felt table.
Serra= hey grrrl, how ya doing, i will visit soon promise!!
Seamus= haha yeah the dogs are cool, did you go over and see the pics?
Tricia= oooo panties!! oh and thats a two hander dawlin’
OHS= hey guy , yeah she is pretty cool huh?
Jenn= thanks grrrl, do you know where i can buy some?
Micki= thank you too! *hugs*~!!
Caz= good ta see ya around girl thanks on the site stuff!!
Angel= thanks dawlin’ and mega poinks for you!!! woo hooo~!!!
Celti= yeah no matter what i can think up ALMOST nothing beats that one for sheer nastiness
Pitiful= dude, i think you have a few sexual repression issues you need to work out, i can’t believe you admitted that stuff in your comment! I suspect you’ve been having sex with your mom just a bit tooooo much if ya know what i mean…
if you’re seeking hits on your blog that has no redeeming value other than being a fine example of pure drivel, i would think about maybe fixing it up a bit with something worth reading…
Is Jack masquerading as PitifulWanker? Hmmmmmmm?
Good morning, Hon.
boo… hahahahaha
thanks for the morning giggle!
Kick his mommy-boinking ass Se7en!
me pokes Tricia… stop feeding the trolls ! I really should put some stats counter on my blog…
It’s so bizarre what people search for. My number one search query that has brought people to Matted Spam is “Hootie McBoobs!” Go figure!
Small mouths inevitably lead to nips with the teeth…but it’s something that can be controlled. an’ sides, nibbling is fun!
G’mornin Sev!
I haven’t gotten weird one like that!
But maybe I am in the right place at the wrong time.
Boo= Morning hon!! LOL i have no idea who the wanker is or thinks he is, he’s messin’ with the wrong guy tho!!
TriciA= LOL will do babe!! smooches!!
Noonie= hey grrrl, how you been? Hope your trip went well hugs~!!
tCj= oooo yes nibbling is lots of fun hehe morning to you too sweetie!!
Blue= you’re just not trying hard enough guy, pepper you’re blog with more nasty words and stuff like that.
Guess I’m just tooooo sweet for I never have a strange search query but then not many have their FIL reading their blog. damn that really sucks so I can only let my hair down at other places. Of course I think his first hear attack came from the trolls comments amout incest and sex with their Grandmother and such. I told him then he might not want to be reading blogs…but it did not work…oh well. I still wonder how I became the Inspirational one.
I love your designs sweet one and guess what I think I will have a surprise soon because someone is going to install the one you did for me if all goes well….yes and I can be a seven’s girl…lol hugs and smooches to you.
best Morgan Webb I could find
no nudes yet
http://img24.exs.cx/img24/2442/768_Morgan_Webb_05.jpg
Too freakin funny! How the heck did they search ‘nude pics of morgan webb’ and come up with you?
Yeah… Oh Blog Template GOD!
You should help Noonie put up a hit counter on her blog.
She was your ‘blog of the day’ for like 2 years or something and she couldn’t even tell if anyone was coming to visit!
That’s just mean man!
Well, Se7en, what can I say? Smart, literate, dark hair and a beard–works for me.
That’s why I love my Honey–that and his eyes don’t glaze over when I talk about the soapmaking process on a molecular level.
Psst Trish… I’s a girl I figured out how to do it myself
thanks for posting the weezils’ homepage. i find his humor amusing. refreshing. a bit sick…. but aren’t we all sick at some point….from what i hear your COMMUNITY JUSTICE is only for people YOU Like and not for everyone. As you did not help out a fellow blogger you once were “friends” with. who’s judging who?
Great looking blogs. You do good work!