Stavanger,
Norway was one of the coolest places I visited when I lived in Europe, I got to stay there an entire winter and I had one hell of an awesome time there. I was assigned to a work vessel that was attempting to salvage an offshore drilling platform that had been dropped about a mile off of it’s correct location into deeper water. The top 30 feet or so were supposed to be above sea level but since it was in the wrong spot it was submerged to the point where only 2 feet or so was visible in a calm sea. The platform was about 800 ft. tall and setting this huge steel structure in the wrong spot was a major mistake and cost the construction company many millions of dollars. The platform was also a hazard to navigation and was not far from shipping lanes and they were under a lot of pressure to fix it as soon as possible before it could cause a shipwreck.
The best part about that assignment was the weather in the North Sea is wicked in the winter and the seas can be extremely rough. That of course makes it impossible to work and the ship had to remain in harbor in Stavanger waiting on the weather to clear so we could head out to the location and set up. Every time we did though the weather would get ugly again very quickly, forcing us to turn back and make harbor. This led to us staying in port for weeks at a time with nothing to do but get paid while waiting and making very good money and in a town with lots of fun things to do. There was a beautiful indoor municipal swimming pool, olympic sized, several ice hockey rinks and plenty of fun nightlife at the local bars and clubs.
Oh yeah, the night life was incredible and the women were blonde and beautiful and very friendly. They would often offer to buy you a drink and proposition you to accompany them home for some wonderful “nightcaps”. One night in particular I was practically raped by two girls that i had met at a hotel bar. They were both very pretty and very insistent on buying me drinks at first. One of them invited me to go home with her and I accepted thinking it would be just me and her, but they had other ideas I was to find out. We arrived at the apartment and me and girl 1 got together on the sofa and started making out, and man she was hot, we were there less than 2 minutes before she had her hand down my pants and started to unzip me. I wasn’t paying attention to the other girl at this point, I assumed she maybe went to her room to sleep but I was wrong.
A few minutes later girl 2 came out from one of the bedrooms totally nude and came over to the sofa and sat down on the other side of me. She took over what girl 1 was doing in my jeans and girl 2 stood up and pulled all of her clothes off. When she sat back down they both started ripping all my clothes off me and jeez it was cold in that apartment, I was practically shivering it was so cold. They did warm me up quickly and after a few minutes it was very hot!It turned out that girl 1 was all over me and girl 2 was there for girl 1. I didn’t have sex with girl 2 but I did enjoy playing with her and girl 1 and I enjoyed watching them get it on together . They were very passionate with each other and both made out hard with me but girl 2 didn’t want any hard stuff. Girl 1 was almost insatiable however and while we were doing it girl 2 was all over both of us kissing and touching and toying with us for her own pleasure.
We were all three getting pretty drunk and we ended up sleeping together on that big sofa, what an incredible night. One thing that struck me was both girls attitude, they were both adamant about us having a threesome, like they would not have taken no for an answer. I want to go back to Norway someday, but I probably won’t get the chance to return. Maybe one of these days!
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Well from reading your blog, you haven’t led a real boring life huh?? (uhhh, compared to mine anyway, lol) Anyway sounds like you guys had a grand ole time, here is to hoping that you make it to Norway again soon ;oP
Some people have all the luck!!!
No doubt!
Sex? What is that, again? LOL
And then the alarm clock went off and you woke up from your dream and your kidney was missing!
Leslie= i didn’t mind one bit!
Inanna= hi hi!!! lucky dog?? YES!! hehe
Katey= i love their music!!
Angel= yep, again. i got sidetracked a lot when i worked offshore back then and i actually ha sex a couple times too!
Crazygirl= hiya! glad your trip went well and you’re back safe & sound!!
Damn…You thought we wanted you? You were only there for your, ahem…you know.
Wow. Sounds like you def took advantage of the weather!
OMG, I thought he was going to loose a kindey the hard way too!!
you naughty, naughty boy.
tee hee
And who says you can’t mix buisinesss and pleasure on some level?
Amsterdam is one wild place though my days there were numbered and tame. Keep your true confessions coming. Fat Tuesday is coming soon…
Kat= hehe silly! that works too, i ‘m a guy after all
tCj= hehe yeah the weather was wonderfully nasty offshore, and the decks covered with snow and sheets of ice!
Kristin= lol i never even thought of that!!
Celti= what can i say!
Angel= that’s just one of many fun things i did when i lived over there! weeeee!!!!!!!!!
i’m
broken
Dude.. What! I was in Stavanger last summer.. Nothing like that happened to me.. Man I went to the wrong bars! hell at $10 a beer who could bar hop!
Take it easy!
Veronica= !! hehe Amsterdam was also one of my favorite stomping grounds, i had a LOT of fun there and a few stories i will share later!
SteveR= ya that is one super expensive place to have bad habits, sheesh just to buy a carton of cigarettes you needed to take out a freakin’ loan! and frikkin alcohol!!!!! jeez anything the Norwegians consider a luxury is taxed way out the wazoooo!! hence the insane prices on stuff like that. Who were you working for when you were there? I was with McDermott offshore construction and diving myself.
Hi there! Now THAT was a great story!
NOW that’s a party. LOL
I was with Fugro, I was actually working onshore in their office up there. they wanted me to move and gave me 3 weeks there to try it out.
Wow that is a story—and how about taking me with you to Amesterdam if you ever get to return…lol
you have had some juicy experiences . one of my phd girlfriends asked me yesterday what i’m reading. i replied ” seven and trashman” to which she replied “write down the author/title for me and is it on the ny times best seller list”….
You have had the sex life that most men only dream of.
Hmph. I’ll just bet you loved Norway.
*narrows eyes in fake disapproval*
Heather= lol thanks!
Trashman= yes it was a great party, i think the best time i had in europe was that night but i had a GF in Antwerp named “Pink” who was Bi and we had some crazy fun too. thats another story LOL
SteveR= hey dude ya Fugro, sounds familiar but i’m not sure….
Vickie= wooo now Amsterdam was insane and going back there would be awesome!!!!
Veronica= I have been very lucky and i hope it continues! xoxo!
Julie= i never thought of it like that before, maybe I have hmmmm
Zelda= haha you can’t fool me with that look of disaproval….
Your crazy.
Second, that photo looks like it is in Arizona. Where was it taken?
Sara= what photo do you mean? my profile pic? i you look thru my photo blog pictures you can see it was taken on Bourbon St. the link is in the upper sidebar.
*whines* SEVEN! I wrote a comment earlier and it didn’t post, but i didn’t realize it until now! (if only i could remember what i typed…) *pout*
So you’ve led a colorful life? Maybe a small autobio in a series of posts?
oh, poor seven. being taken advantage of that way. my goodness. you haven’t had a boring life at all, have you? heh.
There ya go stirrin’ up the natives again, Seven…
I cannot believe it. That is just insane. How can you morally justify…? I mean, $10 a beer? How can you honestly pay that much for one beer?!
Oh yeah, the sex thing…Awesome man!
tCj= i’m sorry, haloscan can be a bit rumpy huh? well i hope to cover a lot of my lifes little stories right in the blog, but i like writing about a wide variety of things that i think are fun. hehe my sex experiences seem to fit the bill!!
Doombunny= i had a mind to call the police i tell ya!! LOL
Ang= actually they stirred me up!!
Jethro= i agree dude and cigarettes were so expensive i was rolling mu own , heh that nasy dutch shag tobacco! and it wasn’t uncommon at all to see others rolling there own smokes. ya the sex thing lol the kinda stuff we dream about huh?
but sometimes dreams come true!
oh
yea
Hey, man, check your email. The hunt for food is now officially on….
Awesome. I never went to Norway, but I’ve been to Sweden, and when I was in Copenhagen, I kept meeting Norwegian girls. Hooked up with one of ‘em. My story isn’t as good as that, but oh, those beautifu light blue eyes….!
All you noticed were their eyes?
Angel= !! food? officially on? hmmm
Michael= hey dude! yeah they are pretty up that way, i never made it to Copenhagan tho, i wanted to!
Becka= LOL he’s a GUY he noticed lots more than eyes i’m sure!!!!
I plead the fifth… LOL check your email… I had ideas!
hey you…no afrobush here! that hair’s just like the hair on my head – soft and silky and never really seems to grow.
just had to defend the honor of my hedge, you know…shrubbery! LOL
Sex stories ALWAYS fit the bill!
(or have you not seen my site?) 
Angel= LOL of course you did!
Celti= wow thank you for that nice description!
tCj= weeee yes i have seen your blog!!!!
This is so hot and horney, I am saving it for Mr. Lane to read! Of course, I hope he doesn’t get all depressed when he finds out he won’t be getting that kind of action. You are a lucky man!
Lois Lane
HOT, HOT, HOT!