Stupid TV Shows
I’m constantly amazed at the tripe they present as actual TV shows these days. My own mom is a willing victim and seems to actually enjoy watching a lot of the crap that they try to pass off as “entertainment”. Of course I have to tease her about what she watches, in a good natured ribbing sort of way , of course. The ones I find particularly offensive are the types that don’t have any actual creative content. They rely on the hapless participants of the programs to provide all of the action presented. I’m sure this saves a shitload of money on writers. Too bad they don’t pass the savings on to us the viewers by cutting down on the number and length of commercials shown.
Anyway I thought it would be fun to come up with my own shows that would probably be rejected by the networks, but then again, maybe not! Don’t be too surprised if you see a few of these on TV some day!
- Panhandling With the Homeless
- Wheel of Torture
- Polka Dancing With the Stars
- Ugandan Idol
- Mystery Injection
- Are You My Daddy?
- Hot, Gay Sex in the City
- The Bastard
- The Bitch
- Survivor: Arkansas Trailer Park
- Celebrity Deathmatch
- Celebrity Colonoscopy
- Celebrity Beard Growing
- Survivor: PMS Island
- Little Boys Pajama Party at Neverland
- Celebrity Cyst Removal
- Little Crackhouse in the Projects
- ABC Afterschool Special - “Grandpa, I Said No!”
- Fat Albert and the Cosby Crips
- Smellville
- How the West was Hung
- Who Wants to Touch My Kitty?
- The S Files
- Bikini Waxing With the Stars
- Law & Order: PVD (parking violations division)
- CSI - Birmingham, Alabama
Can you guys think of any to add to the list?
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“Who Wants to Touch My Kitty?”
BWAHAHAAAAA!
As for others?
Extreme Sports with the Stars
I was a Teenage Internet Pornstar
Where do I try out for the first season of PMS Island?
I swear, I think they already did “Are you my Daddy?” or something very nearly like that.
Those were hilarious!!!
How about:
Tara Reid’s Anatomy
Not-So-Desperate Supermodels Extreme Dog House Makeover
That should be:
Tara Reid’s Anatomy
Not-So-Desperate Supermodels
Extreme Doghouse Makeover
“Fishing With Jesus”
Humm. Can’t think of any off hand. Are You My Daddy & Mystery Injection sound good. We would watch those.
LMAO! Too funny Se7en honey!
LMAO! Classic!!!
“Polka Dancing With the Stars”
I am telling you, my Mom was watching something like this last week.
“Back waxing with the stars”
“Who is the hermaphrodite? Show and Tell!”
Or a spin off on your idea…
“PMS Island: Payback”
Which insensitive man will get hunted down by a really pissed off woman?
Hey this is fun, let me contact my agent
Too cute. I don’t watch reality shows, so I really can’t think of any clever titles.
MTV had a celebrity deathmatch a few years back, where they had claymation anchors and then claymation celebrities that would beat the shit out of each other.
It was my favorite show.
And if anything, I should be able to get my own fucking tv show if all of these asshats can be on tv. I promise that i’m a hell of a lot more interesting.
Hey there! Just wanted to let you know we got our own domain now. So please update your list. Thank you!
I don’t watch enough tv to know what’s already on and what isn’t. But yours are hysterical, Se7en!
Love PMS surviver!
OMG Se7, this is too funny! I just can’t think of any titles….. *sigh*
Sophmom, yeah, they already did one that I think was called “Who’s My Daddy.” It involved paternity tests but I never actually saw an episode of it. Sorry, Sev, you were too slow!
Anything I’D come up with would be too dirty for regular TV; yours are hilarious, 7!!
(has visions of a game show where you’d try to match the body part to the celeb)
Great list!!!! Hello again I just thought I would stop in to say hello I havent’ visited in a while.
What’s a TV? Oh! That mindless noise in the other room! Pffftttt!
Hahahahahahahaaaa!
OMG, that was funny, se7en!
“grandpa, i said NOOO!”
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee…
hum… i would kick all y’all’s asses on PMS Survivor.
Well, you just HAD to go and say it…earthquake. Just heard about the 5.2 just south of you. Way to go, jinx. Did it knock you out of bed?
Those are pretty funny, but we probably will have shows pretty much like some of them!
Now those I would watch!
You crack me up!!! LOL
Homes of the Poor and Down-trodden
The Biggest Whinny-assed Boob
That’s all I got, brain fried from studying so much.
Have a great weekend. *HUGS*