Taco Bell Hell
Taco Bell is very good at making up “new” products from the ingredients that they already have on hand in their stores, but sometimes I have to wonder how the hell did they come up with the names and the combination of ingredients? I don’t speak spanish so I have no idea if there are actual words like enchirito, chalupa, gordita and many others that they use. I thought it would be fun to make up a few of my own that I’m pretty sure would get rejected. So here we go with a list of most likely to be rejected Taco Bell products:
- Zesty Diarito
- Cheesy Douchealada
- Runny Crapalupa
- Crusty Pusadilla
- Spicy Ratarito Supreme
- Grilled Beef and Lice Burrito
- Baja Lizard Crunchwrap
- Bean, Beans, Beans and More Beans and Spam Taco
Can you think up more?
To be fair though I actually like Taco Bell and I eat there when I can. Those new steak taquitos are very good! I stopped by their website to try to win a $1000 dollar survey drawing (I didn’t win) from my register receipt and came across this thing where you can make your own little comedy bit. It asks you a question and you try to type in a funny reply and then it plays it back “on stage”.
I tried it several times and it seems like no matter what you reply, the audience is silent and thinks your joke sucks. The other lion always gets all the laughs, bastard! Maybe you guys can check it out and see if you can coax a laugh out of it. You can find it here at The Carne Asada Improv. You can even embed it on your blog like I did below. I thought surely my joke would get a ton of laughs but it fell on it’s face. Check it out below and see what you think. Make sure your sound is up!
Hope you enjoyed the show!
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Sorry, did you write something past your list of rejects? I had to go hurl
My joke was “How do you stop a hyena from laughing”; I said “You take away his mirror.” {crickets chirping}
Se7en… are you mad at me or something?
Lisa: LOL Come on, it not as bad as your descriptions of you recent sinus problems! hehe
Omni: That’s a good one!! And no I’m not mad at you, why do you ask?
Sound is so bad I couldn’t understand it. So it goes for we of little hearing…
Hahahahah! Se7en the Lion rocks.
Se7en, I know you’re busy, but… I thought maybe you weren’t reading my bog or responding to my message because I’d made you mad somehow. I’m relieved to hear that you’re NOT mad!! xo
“Bean, Beans, Beans and More Beans and Spam Taco”
But I don’t like Spam!
I’ve never been a big fan of Taco Bell. But I’m also getting away from fast food in general.
However, I do miss the Taco Bell dog. Those were good commercials.
I obviously need to keep my day job as I suck as a comic - at least as far as that Taco Bell audience goes! That’s a tough crowd in that room!
Your “new home” looks great. I don’t know about those proposed menu additions. LOL.
Crusty Pusadilla? I’d eat it. I love Taco Bell! I thought my joke was funny too, but I hardly got a laugh. The lion asked me, “I was sleeping in my den the other day and guess what woke me up?” I said, “A raging boner?”. Come on! that’s comedy gold!!
Damn, I have no sound on my computer yet!
Love tacos, but this..
Oh shit, too funny. It’s true though. Of course the Latin Kings always describe my butt as a Gordita Grande. Should I be hurt, lol! I loved the joke, pretty cool scenario!
Chihuahua Taco
Chihuahua Burritoes
Refried Chihuahua
Chulupa Chihuahua
Love that you finally made the switch to wordpress. So much better!
You got linkage, you stud-muffin