That Bike Goes That Fast!?!?
I’ve always owned some type of motorcycle or another from my teen years on up to just a few years ago. My first bike was a dinky little Yamaha motocross dirtbike I paid for with money from my paper route when I was in jr. high all the way up to several Harleys in my later years. I raced motocross for many years as a teen and moved up to bigger and faster motocrossers as I got older and once I got tired of that I went over to the big super bikes for the street. They were extremely fast and agile street racers that were tons of fun to ride and sometimes just a bit scary. The fastest one I owned though was a Suzuki GS 1100, which was a real screamer but I added on a few goodies like high profile camshafts, bigger carbs, header exhaust and a super duty clutch to make it even faster. It looked just like the bike in the picture below but it had a really cool custom paint job.
My brother, a couple of years younger than me was always trying to one up me with his toys. Kawasaki came out with a new fuel-injected GPZ 1100 street racer that was arguably the fastest bike on the road at the time. This bike was guaranteed to do 160 mph top speed and cover the 1/4 mile in about 10 seconds right off the show room floor! And yes, it was faster than mine! Fucker! It looked just like the bike in the picture below.
Of course it ticked me off that I no longer had one of the fastest bikes around and since it was my little brother that made it even worse! One day we both happened to be visiting my parents and we each had our bikes parked in the driveway. My brother was extremely picky about his stuff and didn’t like anybody touching his bike, not even me. I just had to get a test ride on his super fast bike though and after a lot of nagging and aggravating the hell out of him he finally agreed. I had to practically shame him into it though. Grudgingly he handed me the keys.
I went out and fired it up and rode off to find some place safe where I could see just how fast this bad boy was. I have to admit the damn thing was incredibly quick, with so much power that you REALLY had to be hanging on when you rolled the throttle back or you would just go flying off the back of it, losing your grip on the handlebars. It was just as fast as it’s reputation, that bike was just amazing. I drove around for about half an hour, rolled it up to about 120 a couple times, stopped a couple times to smoke the rear tire just for fun and I finally brought it back to the house with a huge grin on my face.
My brother was standing out in the driveway with my mom and he was very impatiently waiting for my return. I could tell by the look on his face that he was not happy at all about me being gone for so long. As I was climbing off the bike he complained about how long I had taken to do “just a quick test ride”.
I answered “Sorry bro, guess I just lost track of the time, but don’t worry I didn’t take it much over 100 mph”. I already knew he would never let me ride again so what difference did it make. LOL
My mom who was standing right there thought I was kidding though and asked something like “Where can you go around here that you could go over 100 mph?”
I stupidly answered “Mom, this bike is so fast that I could start from right here in front of the house, easily hit 100 mph and still be able to slow down in time to make the turn at the end of this block”.
I saw my mom’s jaw drop at what I just said, and she yelled out “That bike goes that fast??!!?? OH MY GOD!!!!” shaking her head in absolute dismay. I swear I thought she was gonna faint right there!
My brother just shook his head at me saying “Thanks a LOT bro, Thanks a LOT!!!”
Apparently he had given my mom some lame song and dance that the bikes weren’t really very fast. LOL!! And my poor mom probably didn’t sleep for days after that worrying about the two of us!!
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I like a laid back Bikes, those are way too fast!
I think I’d be lucky to get up to 50 on my piglet…
And dammit, why do siblings always gotta try to steal your thunder?!
I like speed but want a car around me for it. Don’t know that I’d enjoy a really fast bike.
Hi Baby! Your poor Mom must have had her hands full with you two wild men!
And why am I not the least bit surprised to hear that you broke all speed records
And she probably hasn’t slept since! Poor Mom!
You needed a Vespa!
one of my x’s friend’s favorite tricks was, we’d be sitting side by side at a red light. just as the light would turn green, he’d reach over, switch off my x’s bike and give himself a head start. not that he needed it. his was a 1200, my x’s was a 750.
made me laugh everytime. still does, actually.
The fastest I ever drove mine was 110. I think it would have gone faster, but I’m not as brave as you! I had a Ducati Monster Dark.
So much for your brother’s story
Hey, I got another makeover. You are now turquoise with a dragon
People that drive those bikes are crazy. I prefer the rumble vibration of a Harley or similar one.
Yep, I knew you were crazy.
omg, I’d be scared too! bikes scare me…I’ve never ridden on one, and i don’t plan to start anytime soon! poor mom…lol
I had a motorcycle once: 55 was way too fast.
There’s a special place in heaven for the mothers of sons. I’ll see your mom there.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself worrying your momma like that. BOYS!
Don’t you just love it when you can blow stories that your siblings have fed to your parents
Yeah…….i’m an evil older sister some days, but only when they deserve it
Your poor mom. I bet that wasn’t the only time you two caused her to freak out. LOL!
Lois Lane
HEY! I want a ride!
You da man!
Just droppin’ by to say hi!!!
Fast bikes, gotta love ‘em… I miss my Ninja!