January 13th, 2005

this means war!

It has come to my recent attention that other people are also writing blogs. Yes you, you people, the people reading this blog. This is not a good thing people, this is an act of blogging attrition, a strategic blogs race, an escalation of nuclear blogging power to the nth degree. If you do not cease and desist I will be forced to spend even MORE of my time defending the ground that my forebloggers sought to keep as their sacred and holy cyber space. I vow to put forth whatever I deem necessary and with out regard to spending limits from my national blogging treasury. You must realize that in time of need that I have the will and shall without worry or doubt send the dogs of war upon you, with complete disregard for the evil beings you truly are! No one shall be innocent of these crimes against this cyber space, not even myself, and we shall all go to hell together if need be. It is not too late for reconciliation, so think and come to the right decision, our blogging lives just may depend on it.

So what are you guys up to this weekend? hehe


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26 Complaints to “this means war!”

  1. Trashman Said:

    That’s definatley not the French blood in you. LOL

  2. seven Said:

    haha good call! man you do stay up late dont ya…

  3. el sid Said:

    yeah well i’m up later than both of you!!! hee hee!

    i never said i wasn’t an evil being! who said i wasn’t? was it you? i am so evil. you know thaaat.

  4. Kat Said:

    Do you people ever sleep???

  5. bitchcakes (#3 ga ) Said:

    silly silly boy

  6. seven Said:

    Doomstress= we all take your evilness for granted, please, please pardon me!!

    Kat= only when i pass out it seems lately…

    dear Bitchcakes= haha you know that!!

    :lol:

  7. christel #3sc Said:

    hey i was up at 3.

    why? yeah not knowin.

  8. bitchcakes (#3 ga ) Said:

    #3sc – why didn’t you call me – not knowin

  9. No_Newz Said:

    I fear no such place as the fiery pits of hell. I am the warrior! (Damn song now stuck in my head!!! See what you have caused??)
    I for one shall never stop blogging. I will blog until my fingers are riddled with sores slowly becoming bloody nubs, and then I shall blog some more! (Insert sinister giggle here)
    I’m helping my parents pack for their upcoming move this weekend. How ’bout you? LOL
    Lois Lane

  10. Lauren Said:

    =O….

    *deletes blog*

    Whew, thanks for putting that so bluntly (pun intended? maybe) for me. Thank god I got rid of that stupid blog of mine. Never did like it. Now that that’s done, I’m going to New Orleans this weekend with my maternal figure.

  11. seven Said:

    Christel= dang that’s late girl, i guess you don’t need any “beauty sleep”, whatever the hell that means lol.

    Bitchcakes= i called ya, you silly drunk!!

    Lois= hi hi and welcome to my war room hahahaaa you are a card! and i was thinkin’ bout gettin’ out of my blog shelter to see what’s up in the world “outside” wherever that is…

    Lauren= now see doing the right thing isn’t hard! hahahaa and cool on the road trip to NO i hope ya have a great time!

    :lol:

  12. bitchcakes (#3 ga ) Said:

    I know you did – big daddy! that was fun … but #3sc was up late and didn’t call …. you should call me more – cause it’s fun – and we know i’m like a 12 year old with the phone

  13. Crazygirl Said:

    I’m warning you, I have recently been to North Korea and have purchased weapons of mass blogging!

  14. restless angel Said:

    *hides my blog* out of sight out of mind. lol

  15. Anonymous Said:

    Okay, I have one word to say.
    Freak.
    What the hell was all that about? I’d rather go to Hell than delete my precious blog (which is still under construction, grr).
    This weekend, I’m going to SC to see a friend o’ mine.
    Wish me luck and sex every one!

  16. Reama Said:

    Okay sorry. That was me. I don’t know why it didn’t put my name on it… weird thing.
    -Reama

  17. a girl called inky Said:

    You are scary Seven! Calm down. Go out and buy a book to read. Walk away from your four computer screens very very slowly. Then shut the door and run like hell. You do need another hobby other than blogging. I remember when you were a newbie just like me. So innocent. So young. So into reading new blogs with me. Commenting. Now you are Dr. Jekll/Mr. Hyde. I’m scared mommy.

  18. seven Said:

    Crazy= hehe bring it on!! hehe mass blogging!

    angel= i didn’t mean ta scare ya!!

    Reama= lotsa luck and sex to you!

    inky= you are silly, are you really taking me that seriously or are YOU being overly silly lol

  19. Becka Said:

    Hello! I follow Lois wherever she goes. Kinda like her own personal munchkin.

    I apologize for blogging. If I promise to stop will I not get sent to hell? I hear that’s where Michael Jackson is and I’m scared ;)

  20. April Said:

    Bring it on baby! I have my own dog of war, and he’s 13 pounds of pure evil! (no really, he is).

  21. restless angel Said:

    Seven, it takes a lot to actually scare me!! *laughing*

  22. restless angel Said:

    Nice pic.. where is that? (the fireball)

  23. a girl called inky Said:

    i am being silly dork.

  24. Kristin Said:

    Workin on my blog, what else!

  25. seven Said:

    Becka= hi hi! and welcome, isn’t he there already? I thought he was Satan himself…

    April= aarrgghh don’t sick Riley on me!! i giveup!! :lol:

    angel= :lol:

    inky= uh huh i thought so…

    Kristin= howdeee and ya aren’t we all? hahaha

    8)

  26. Veronica Said:

    Seven,
    I’m jazzed I somehow unveiled your blog in my mindless wandering. And oh so moved by your transplant, Moms are the best.
    New Orleans is my fav place to play tourista in the US. Wish I could visit the _real_ Cajun slice of life behind the touristy scene, ya know.
    My Grandma’s kitchen is _the place_ in Santa Fe kinda thing; love learning about other cultures.

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