a tiny spot
Once, when me and my 2nd wife were at one of her GF’s apartment for dinner, she grabbed my hand and we snuck to the bedroom for a few minutes for some quick fun, she pushed me back on the bed and unzipped me, and went to work with her mouth. A few minutes later her GF asks out loud where did we go! She stops at JUST the wrong moment to answer, a tiny *sizzle* is heard and there is suddenly a spot on the ceiling above my head.
We laughed hard for days and wondered if it was ever noticed, and occasionally I wonder if it’s still there…
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Hey, at least it didn’t hit a picture of her mom or dad… that woulda been something to be ashamed of!
Be flyin’ in tonight… give you a buzz tomorra or Friday! Wheeeee!!
**poink**
Now now now I expect better control than that…Of course on the other hand I have been told my many that is my talent so it might have been her’s what do I know…what to find out which is the best…..did I just say that….hehehe
Hmm. Maybe the girls in MTV’s “Room Raiders” need to start using the ultraviolet light on the guys’ ceilings instead of their sheets. ;^)
The ceiling?????
i can’t believe your momma reads this
a “sizzle”????
Vickie= naughtay thang!!! and yes she was especially good, but she had also been teasing me for a little while, so I was ready, and the idea was to do it as quickly as possible…
Pimme= LOL now that would be hilarious if any was spotted up there!!
Trashman= yeah, i didn’t think it was possible, either, but it did and we were shocked!! we laughed sooo hard all evening and people wanted to know what the joke was…
Allie= she does. err well maybe not anymore…. after today… LOL
Regan= yeah, it made a noise!!! amazing!!!!! never again tho, i don’t think…. hahaha
LOL, wow a sizzle huh? That’s some potent stuff huh Seven?? lol {{{hugs}}}
Um….Did any drip back down?
*mental note: never again allow guests in the bedroom; clean and repaint all ceilings in guest bedroom
The ceiling? Shit bro, you really can pack a punch!
Did you all see my new look at Home Fires??? Seven hooked me up big time! Thanks again! You are the bestest!
Lois Lane
like out of the frying pan and into the fire kind of a sizzle?
It’s amazing how far ‘it’ can shoot when ‘teased’ for a bit.
Me, I prefer to make my husband wait atleast 20minutes. He makes the cutest noises. And, I can get anything I want. 
ewwww. *snicker*
Wow, maybe they should make that an olympic sport, you could get a gold medal!
it hit the CEILING????? Good thing she stopped when she did then - that could have caused brain injuries!
Ummm… how high was the ceiling?
Trashman, oh pulease. We all know they were playing in a little kid playhouse. The ceilings are only 4 feet in there. GF’s apartment my tushie!
P.S. I’m so grateful I had my ceilings scraped before I moved into my condo. I said “condo”, not “condom.”
*scrapes my feet on your metal floorboard background as I leave*
At least you were fairly quiet while you were on fire! My My YOU SIZZLE! coolio!
Leslie= yeah, isn’t that weird? i don’t think i’ve heard that before but i have a couple times since!
tCj= nope, it was pretty clingy!! haha…
Lois= i was shocked!! and so was she, it was incredibly funny too. And thanks hon!!
Micki= work it!! hehe he knows he’s alive i’ll bet hahaa!!
Celti= *poink*~! *hugz*
Blue= I have no idea really if thats considered “far” as I have no reference, I’m too neat to just “let fly” LOL so the distance thing was a shocker. There’s always been something/someone in the way to stop it!!
Dawn= she had a hard head so i doubt it LOL !!!!!
Angel= just a regular 8ft ceiling !!
Jeanette= everyone should have their “ceiling scraped” once in a while! and hey, i just waxed in here!!
I’m sorry, I can’t comment. I’m in the middle of bleaching my apartment walls.
LOL - Calling mom!! Skip this post!!
Sizzling? Ceiling? Good G-d man, does it have a warning label on it??
It really makes you wonder what kind of texture you should order when you’re going to paint. gloss, semi-gloss, satin, eggshell, or flat.
um you’re 2nd bride? how many times have you been down the aisle? curious.
Last Girl= LOL, yeah, no one was the wiser!! i don’t think…. hehe
Becka= cleaning the walls? i can’t recall ever being by your place…. LOL
Charon= eeep!! i know mine’s gonna read it, i tried to warn her off and that just made her wanna read it all the more i think!! hahaha
Brighton= lol too funny!! =)
Jethro= leave it to a Doctor to plan ahead… hahaha
inky= two times, second one died of BC, almost 3 a few times though… =)
Oh. My. Goodness.
I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight until I figure out how you determined that the sound was indeed a “sizzle”. I would have thought it to be more along the lines of a “splat”.
LOL!!!!!!
O.M.G!
I heard this story before… I’m looking forward to making a ‘I did something dirty in my friends house and they never knew!!’ story of my own VERRYYYYY soon. Hehehe
*poke!*
The ceiling? Sweet Jesus, man! What the hell have you been eating?
I am now headed to clean, scrape, and repaint ceilings & walls. Hey there was 3 young guys who had this house before me. LOL
Lilly= maybe not exactly “sizzle” but pretty close to that kind of sound!! it lasted a split second LOL
Kristin= hi sweetheart!!! *big hugs* =)
Reama= i look forward to reading it!!
Doombunny= thank you and so are you!!! xoxo’s!
Mace= i think we had Beef Stroganoff that night, it was particularly good too!!! The wife, of course, was having me for an appetizer….
Jade= it’s better than patching up bullet holes in the walls….LOL
i’m
spunky
Damn, you better give us more details, just WHAT could have caused a SIZZLE?
Cooter= !! wow!! awesome!! *poinks backatcha*~!
Jamie= it was just a very faint sound, made apparently by the passage of fluid thru the air? dunno LOL maybe more like the sound of a small watergun hehe
I like this new animation even better than the last one. Many more colors. Very nice.
Watergun? Damn boy! Those have some power behind ‘em, even the smaller ones! But the smaller ones, when held at *that* height/angle, can’t squirt the ceiling. You got one mini-soaker there
*boink*
*snicker*
Lovin’ the header!!
Now, don’t go rolling your mind down the gutter…
It’s a good thing she stopped so suddenly, actually.
Otherwise you probably would have shot the back of her head off.
Rocket fuel.
Micki= thanks hon!! =)
tCj= mini-soaker LOL, and maybe rain gutters around the bed….
Celti= LOL u silly!! *poink*~!
Angel= my head? in the gutter? LOL no way, well not without some protection, maybe a steel-belted condom…..LOL
E-Lo= yeah i suppose she was lucky hehehe!!
she had a hard head? sounds like you did too.
Stop staring at the ceiling and post already!
Damn! It takes me longer to read the comments than it does to read your posts. It’s a party in here!
Angel= OMFG! thats too funny !! eeep!!
Dawn= always! hehe
Becka= huh? wha? oh.. okay hehe sowwy!
Laurie= hi hon!! how ya doin’? take your hat off and join the fun!!
Am I too twisted for you, m’dear?
Surfed over here from the cool *green* blog you designed for Lois. Dang, my hubby is still out of commission, sick as a dog (sorry lol), after being out of town for several wks. No one warned me that this is a tantalizing site. Too bad hubby is so sick…er rather contagious.
I’m heeeeere!! Arrived at the B&B around the witchin’ hour last night, then stumbled around the French 1/4 for awhile… now just trying to mainline some coffee. Will call you soon!! **poink**
Yay!! Cooter made it!!! *poink* her from ME!!! Like the new header.
Angel= you’re perfect just like you are! *smooch*~!
GE Lady= hi there! welcome to tha doghouse! hook up a mainline for some chicken noodle soup for that sick hubby!! LOL !!
Ang= woo hoo!! you got my nombre! hehe!!
Nanner= hi sweetheart!! will do!! and thanks!!
Y’know, y’all are only, what, a 5hr drive away from lil o’ me…..
…but 5hrs is a LONG way to drive just for a *poink*….
…*poink* cooter for me too!!
re: the pic:
Heehee… evil, evil thoughts prevail…..
you’re so naughty…mmmm…luvs me some naughty you know…
oh yeah baby, btw, new blog. Its kind of serious…emotional. Eitherway, come see me. Misses ya, home skillet!
http://63days.com
Alli