’tis the season to get spammed…
I don’t know about you guys but the amount of inbox spam I’ve been getting lately is just way off the charts! Everything from the lamest sounding home refinance offers, drugs, watches and porn. It’s just incredible! No matter how many you block, dozens more arrive every fifteen minutes! I know it has everything to do with the season too. They think people are more in a “spending mood”.
I’m more likely to jump into a live volcano or eat razor blades for breakfast than I would be to click on one of these email links, let alone actually purchase something from these annoying fuckheads.
I especially resent the “enlarge your pen!s” just in time for Christmas ads. Apparently Santa gives better gifts to men that are well hung or something. And hell, why not display your Christmas spirit with a huge pen!s?? Hang a stocking on it! Now, I admit, the drug ads are a good idea, who doesn’t want to be totally drugged up for Christmas? Count me in!! Nothing like being in a drug induced stupor on such a wonderful day, huh? No drug underdoses for me!!
And, you can be sure I’ll be the first one lining up to send money for a “genuine” Rolex watch from a website run by a guy named “Akmed” who’s website link looks like total gibberish. Yeah, right…. not in their fucking dreams.
I’m starting to think these people are nothing more than “email terrorists” the way they hold our inboxes hostage, clog up the internet with useless crap and send our stress factor up using extremely lame attempts to get us to part with our hard earned money. It’s a good thing some of them are so ridiculous that they’re actually quite funny and somewhat entertaining!
Die, spam-tards, Die!!
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The spam terrorist are getting better!
Dude, I manage the spam filter for my organization. We get 60000 pieces a week in there. AND, 60% of the spam gets dropped at our external facing server if they’re on a known blacklist. And STILL users get lots of spam in their inboxes.
So I feel your pain, man.
I especially resent the “Bigger Pen!s” ones too.
If I want a bigger dick I’ll go find a man who has one already there and working, thankyouveryfuckingmuch.
I love the word “spam-tards.”
I’ve been getting Jesus spam lately. Spam that’s either from Jesus, or spreading the word of Jesus, or about Jesus having sex. Guess people figure it’s Christmas, might as well bring Christ into it.
I get the stock scam ones more than anything else. All graphics in the body, so the spam filters can’t be set so that keywords trigger deletion. I’d estimate my spam filters, between Norton and Thunderbird, get only about 50-55% of it. Verizon used to be pretty good, but now it seems to block legitimate email, while letting the spam through.
I hate spammers. So annoying. They get me at work, home, and on my blog comments.
I’ve been getting some nasty stuff at my blog of late. All about some creepy sex acts I can’t imagine ANYONE enjoying.
*shudders*
Funny post
“…why not display your Christmas spirit with a huge pen!s.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I logged into one of my accounts today and had 648 messages in my spam box. Scrolling through while doing the ‘delete’ process, I’d say most of them were the same thing you’ve been getting. Like I’d really buy knockoff watches, knockoff drugs, or — growth patches. Duh. Oh, and there were a bunch of people wanting to show me their “vacation photos.” I can just imagine what they were. It was so infuriating that I seriously considered blogging some of them, e-mail addresses intact, and inviting the public to SPAM THEM.
I always wonder who the people are who actually click on the spam and order the products. I mean, the spammers would stop sending out spam if it wasn’t working!
Man, you just reminded me: Do you know where I can get some spam for my Christmas dinner? My store is all out of tofu….
Hey Se7en…I agree spam sucks! Wanted to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a very Prosperous and Happy New Year!
I kinda like the idea of you hanging a stocking on your penis. Add a little mistletoe and you’ve got a party.
My other half complains bitterly if she gets a couple a day - well until she saw what I got in 15 minutes! She’s now happy with her little slice of spam!
Down with the Spam tards!! I especially love the “I think your hot, addme to your chat list.” ones…..what? Who the hell are you?
I hate Spam, the mail and mystery meat varieties. I adore you though, and hope your holiday is fantastic Se7 honey.
instead of (or in addition to!) killing the spammers, we need to kill the idiots opening these emails and buying this crap. if people would stop buying stuff from these spammers, spammers would see that their efforts are futile and would probably stop sending them in the first place!
I’m going to ad this post to my list of funniest for the year. I love it!
Merry Christmas!
Rhea, exactly! Someone must by buying from these ads or they wouldn’t send them out. In that case, just exactly who is the real idiot!?!