too close for comfort
One of the many jobs I did for a living was to fit pipe and tubing together and weld them with a torch or welding machine. This required doing a lot of measuring at all types of lengths, curves and angles, and you could easily wear out even a high quality retractable tape measure in just a couple months, cheapass chinese knock-offs just didn’t cut the mustard. Being the fidgety type person that I am and having the tape measure hanging on my belt made it a fun toy even when I wasn’t “working”. One day I happened to have the tape extended while the tape measure was still hooked on my belt as I was playing with it when someone came up beside me. I swung around and nearly hit him in the mouth with the end of the tape and exclaimed “Damn dude, you’re only 36 inches away from giving me a blow-job! back off sukka!” Now of course the guy got all hacked off at me while several people laughed out loud and it was quite funny or so I thought anyway, but, I don’t think the guy ever forgave me, was I so wrong??
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*LMAO*gasp*sputter*
Hi there lucky Seven:)
That sory is so frickin’ funny - thanks for sharing;)
I like the new mast with the submarine - looks great, and i love the little fellow at the top of this commentbox - please tell me that cutey belongs to you.
Thank you for being such a great blog friend and sharing your kind words with others in blog land - I’m so glad you stumbled upon my site - you have a heart of gold.
I’ll see you again soon.
Till then, keep that tape measure somewhere safe!!!
Flirt
ha!
he should have forgiven you just because that was friggen’ hilarious! i would have laughed. he should have laughed.
“i just want to be loved… is that so wrong?”
Haha, I don’t think you were wrong at all, it was just one of those things…
One of those hilarious stories.
angel=!!! you ok?? hehe
Flirt= woo howdy hon! thanks and no the lil pup is not mine…. but i want one! and that soviet sub won’t be there long, i change them pics often haha!
Mistress Doom= hehe thankya~!
Lauren= hehe thanks and also thanks for “stealing” a flag! and i have a feeling you brought some funny to share from your trip to N.O. hehe
Check out the new flag blog i set up at ourflag.blogspot.com. stealing the flag gets you a link at that blog! just leave a comment to let me know at the flag site so you get credit. i plan on rotating it at Blog Explosion so everyone on it will get some linkage exposure!! and that ain’t a bad thing hey!
Much better…. LOL. As I was gonna say, but was way too busy laughing, if the dude couldn’t take a joke, it’s his own damn problem!!!
Some people.. no sense of humor…. *laughing again*
I agree with El Sid. Impromptu comic genious ought to deserve a certain amount of leeway! He probably should have just went ahead and booted you in the butt to let some steam off and then enjoyed the laugh with everyone else.
As for the flag thing, is that for American blogs only? I hate to bring it up cuz I don’t want to make a big stink, but the net is such a global thing and well, rightly or wrongly, many foreign countries now view the US much as we in the US used to view the Soviet Union. Politics can be such a drag sometimes.
Maybe you could use your dog as part of the logo! Fetch me some traffic!
Crazy= LOL thanks! and well no it’s not just for american blogs! it’s intended for anyone that wants to show unity with the american fraternity, i thought i made that clear in the blog statement. hmmm maybe a rewrite…
also just registered the flag blog at BE, waitin’ on approval now…
Absolutely not! Sounds like something I would say.
It all depends Seven. Was he cute?
I have to learn to not drink and read you’re post at the same time. I’m tired of cleaning the keyboard and monitor. The dude is way to uptight. That was some funny shit.
I done stolet your flag.
Kristin= haha i’ll bet you would!
Becka= no not that i recall ewww
Trashman= hehe glad ya liked!
and bring that flag back!! haha
Shit, I wish I could come up with stuff like that. I would’ve just laughed because he got hit in the head with the tape measure. There’s just something about slapstick comedy…
I’ve been MIA for a bit. Hope you missed me, Seven. That’s freaking HILARIOUS! and considering your weiner is about 8in long, he was only 28 inches from giving you some magic wonder.. creepy stuff.
-Reama
I think any sentence with the words “blow job” or innuendo to a blow job is hilarious.
At my job (I work with mostly guys), the common phrase for when the computer guy goes under your desk (you know, to work with the computer) is “Hey, while you’re down there … “
I forgot to mention that I took it to a whole new level when I told him I wanted him to lick my boots. LOL.
Jeanette=! ! hehe i see a whole new side of you when you’re not on your blog but commenting elsewhere. and i noticed how you have both me and Nanner R rated on your 2nd blogroll, now that cracked me up!
not to mention this comment, wow that is a whole nother level!! naughty!
Tsk tsk, my friend. My mom reads my blog. I had to edit your comment for mommy friendliness (sorry, i don’t usually edit comments … I’m having comment guilt).
I did the “rating” thing because some of my blog friends are really, really conservative Christians. I wanted them to have fair warning when they went through my blog roll. LOL. I hope you aren’t offended?
Dude, I feel so weird tonight.