Trailer Trashing
I decided it was time to “repaint” the old FEMA trailer that’s been sitting out in the front yard. It’s been there well over a year now, unused, while we wait on FEMA’s engineering reports on what’s to finally be done about the house repairs. The worst part is that once they actually do something we may have to “live” in the piece of crap. Hard to believe but it has room for 8 people to sleep inside, talk about cramped. Sardines have more space to move around. LOL
I came across this cool quote from Ronald Reagan that sums up the governments laggardly response to Katrina.
“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’” Doesn’t that just say it all? hehe
And speaking of Ronald Reagan, I came across this old cigarette advertisement. Gotta love the “Christamas Card” cartons. Hey Ron, I’ll take a dozen!
I got a brand new toy a couple of weeks ago and I just can’t stop playing with the damn thing. No it’s not a sex toy, minds out of the gutter please! Although it is almost as fun as sex.
It’s a new LG cu500 cellphone that’s also a music player and a video camera. My old Motorola was getting pretty tired and since I was eligible for an upgrade I decided to go for something really nice. It has a removable 1 gigabyte memory card that can hold up to 250 mp3 or wma songs or 3,000 photos or 300 minutes of video! The memory card even fits in my regular digital camera, so it’s very versatile. Granted, the video quality is pretty low, but the photo quality is pretty damn good, I’m really quite impressed.
And the data is all transferable back and forth to my PC thru a USB cable. It runs on At&T’s new high speed data 3G network and it has quad band so it can be used anywhere in the world. The music player is basically identical to an iPod with song shuffle and repeat and you can create custom playlists. I never imagined a cellphone could be so much fun to play with. Now if it just vibrated a little stronger…
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So how ironic is it that the man that claimed government was bad went on to be a politician? Guess it was just a great campaign slogan.
Wow Se7en did you paint that yourself? It’s very artistic… wait unless I’m being very naive and you photoshopped it onto the picture… in which case please ignore this comment and I’ll just tip toe back to my little recipe blog…
LOL, yes it’s Photoshopped on there. I had put that image up last year with the blueish paint job on it, I just put the FEMA over the top of it. If I actually did that to the trailer I would likely be arrested since they do eventually want it back! hehe
Nice job on the trailer.
My cousin could have used that phone last year. He came here from Germany, forgetting his memory cards. He took so many pictures with his phone and sent them home that his cell phone bill was over $3,000.00. His phone only spoke German and we couldn’t do anything to get it to talk to my laptop.
Well, you know how I feel about FEMA, but I love the photoshopped design. Very cool new toy. Gotta love it when it has all you need in one.
Nice job—nice toy—of course I expect nothing but that from you. Take care sweetie, hope life is treating you well, if not I know you are giving it hell. Sending you special thoughts and lots of love. —and a kiss too
“Fema Sucks” would be funny if it were not so painful for many.
Ronnie sure knew how to pick his cigs!
That trailer is fantastic!! hahaha Should have a picture of a middle finger painted red white and blue F.U.F.E.M.A
And how funny that is that Reagan was endorsing smokes. hehehe
For once I agree with Ronald Reagan. On the government line anyway!
And now I KNOW you are on the mend cause you’re talking about vibrating things again
ha! love that ad. I have to admit, buying a carton of smokes for everyone in my family for Christmas would eliminate a lot of holiday shopping stress! and imagine the priceless look on people’s faces when they open it up on Christmas? that ALONE would make it worth doing!!
I’m jealous of the phone, not the trailer. That’s just a tragedy, damn. We fail miserably when it comes to Government. We put our money in all the wrong things. It’s insidious and this is a fine example.
Hey Sweetie, if you get a moment, can you answer a question for me? I would like to put a box, with the code to my graphics, on my page. You knowing my Template best, considering you designed it. You might be able to tell me how to do it w/o me screwing things up. I am famous for that. No rush but if you have a grand scheme and can email me, please do. I will push all the good Karma, your way, after all, she is my best friend.
mzbabsmre1@verizon.net
I love your paint job! Let’s just hope to God you never have to live in it.
The new cell phone is very cool. Have fun playing with it.
Gee, I think you would love to live in the trailer. It would be sorta like camping out.
Love the trailer… It just sux how much b.s. you’re still going thru because of the hurricane.
Other than that, it seems everything is going rather well for you right now!
I didn’t know about the whole HelMart haircutting bit, either. It actually came out pretty nice, which is surprising…. LOL
rondald reagan is an effing hottie. when the hell did that happen?
YES! I AM A CLINGON!!!!!
When you find that phone that vibrates “just a little bit harder” you let me know, m’kay?
By the time FEMA takes the trailers back they’ll be falling apart anyways, so what the hell, right?
Love the photoshopped trailer! Very, very nice and I bet it would look great actually sitting in the neighborhood!
I hope I’m due for an upgrade on my cellphone soon as I’m getting a little bored with the one I have plus I could then pass it down to my daughter while I got a cool new one! My MP3 player died on me so it would be better to get a phone/MP3 player combination - more economical in the long run! And if had a really strong vibrate feature - even better!
Se7en, this big mean man, made fun of my template. Go smack him up, will ya, lol!
“son of the suns (600) Says:
May 31st, 2007 at 10:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 3311bfabbc56c
DBS, your site has the design, color scheme, and lack of class that only a woman could achieve.”
yes, I am knee deep in a war with the He Man Woman Haters Club/Menarebetterthanwomen.com. I don’t think they like me and I am just so hurt.
The trailer would have looked good if it was for real.
I love me some Reagan!