December 25th, 2004
What did I get for Christmas?
- Popeil Pocket Fisherman – I love these thing’s! No really I do. You can fish from your car. Just stop on a bridge and cast right out the window and BAM you got fish! Thanks Auntee Mae! I’ll bring you some fish! bones you old hag. i’ll store it with the others i got the last couple years.
- 1yr Readers Digest- thanks Uncle Johnny! now I won’t need to buy tissue for a whole year, i’ll keep these by the john.
- Musk Cologne-Oh Aunt Margie! You should’nt have! And jeez it’s so huge!the half gallon size is great a few more of these and i can make a bomb.
- Musk Cologne-Uncle Ray, dude, you rock! now to find out who the hell said i liked musk cologne and keel him.
- Light House Calendar-Thanks Mom! I love you! what can i say? she reads me!
- Socks-Thanks again Mom! You are so sweet!
- 1yr Sports Illustrated-um thanks Dad! well at least i can look forward to the swimsuit issue, sigh. and it’s better than a bag o’broken glass like last years.
- Bright Red Reindeer Sweater-Gee thanks Aunt Jane! if my mom suggests I go put it on I swear….
- Hawaiian Theme Ceramic Ashtray-Thank you so much Auntee Louise! Oh you made it yourself, huh? Yeah, this will look great with my contemporary decor. i think i’ll stick it under her car tire before she leaves
- Keychain Swiss Army Knife-Awww Aunt Mary you are so sweet! now if i join the swiss army i can learn to kill with the plastic toothpick
What a wonderful bounty of potential regifts,
wouldn’t these make your day too?
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Oh man Seven! ha ha ha…Thanks for the chuckles this morning. I’m heading home soon. Too much fighting at the dinner table. Read my latest blog! Ugh!!!! Just when you thought it was safe to open the front door to grandma’s house. Hell, it’s never safe. I had pretty much the same reaction to the butt load of kitchen towels I opened up. Oh one was enough but NINE (9) kitchen towels in a giant package? Wow! Thanks mom! You’re the best. Next mouse I kill I shall wrap it gingerly up in the new digs. God Bless Us Everyone. Mmmm, I bet you smell sassy maybe like a fancy boy now with that Musk cologne! I need a drink and it’s only 12:26 PM.
Oh gawd, please tell me you’re kidding. You’re kidding, right? I hope your Christmas so far has been perfect.
Enjoy the rest of it.
**Smooch**
inky inky inky!
i would fill a wading pool and like
swim in it and stuff but i actually hate it! i been wearing some stuff called Gravity lately, smells weirdly good and i like that! ya i know…
i just noticed your homepage link above. “you should know it by heart”
hope your day is going well-er
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I call dibs on the Swiss army knife! Happy Holler-days.
Aimee= yes i am kidding silly!
and i just left a comment at
your blog mere moments ago!
**smooches back**
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I like your new picture; nice haircut.
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thanks Aimee!!
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Que bel! What a fox-o-rama.
O.M.G!! You don’t even look the same! I’m speechless and for me…….that’s a feat of amazement.
Stacey= thanks hon!
lol Kristin!!
i look that bad??
or that good??
huh?
i also decided to
shave tha beard
look in my photo blog!
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Aim, I’m apparently getting dyslexic. I coulda sworn you hoped Seven’s holiday has ‘so far been less than perfect.’ I thought that was out of character for you!
Seven like the new ‘do, Merry Christmas, you got the perfect gift a few months ago! Just like Savannah!
Oh my holy hell! Put you in a suit and you could pass for a broker like Jay!
Umm, your new picture scares me. It’s the eyes. Very scary.
What I like best about Reader’s Digest is their never-ending stream of “You need to renew!” “Renew now and we’ll give you 6 months FREE!” “Don’t you want to renew for a discounted cost?” So exciting to get mail like that, you know?
i do so love reader’s digest. the silly jokes, the inspiring stories. it’s all so loverly… yes, it’s nice, very nice…
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
but socks are always nice. i am learning to love the joy of socks for christmas. mmmm, socks.
Kate= hi hi
Angi= thank you!
Kristin= ya that would be fun….not!
Stacey= thank you!
Jeanette= welcome to my hideout!
sorry if the wacky pic scares you!
Doomstress= my hero! and ya R.D. is
great T.P.! just crumple it up
till it gets nice and soft and voila!
anyone that’s interested may read my
new prologue, a link near top of my
sidebar. about my liver transplant.
it’s not real long.
red
blue
::timidly looking around::
Huh? I’ll be okay.
Thank you for posting your liver transplant story. You’re a walking miracle, yes?
So this was your first post-transplant Christmas. I’m glad I was a very minute part of it. Very cool.
Jeanette= thanks for reading, and yes it is my first christmas and I love it! and I especially love all my new friends here in blog world. I am still
amused by that pic of you posing
by your new stove!
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ok. by an overwhelming consensus
of 2 votes i took the weird zombie
pic down and put the bearded pic
back in my profile!
if you missed the zombie pic here
it is at:
http://members.cox.net/seven/photos/blue4.gif
and hopefully Jeanette won’t be weirded out hehe
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Oh man! Did you at least get some of that great cajun food?
Jethro= occasionally yes, but almost
nothing tasted correctly, almost
everything tasted like cardboard
for the most part…
I call dibs on the Reader’s Digest!! Hmmm… that was a cut and dried transplant story but so glad you made it!!! Congrats!
How, with all of the seasonings that you use, can your cajun food taste like cardboard?
Awww … you took it down cuz of me?? *sniffle* You didn’t have to do that.
(I guess I can remove the piece of duct tape on my monitor that was over it now.)
The new stove pic, eh? Heh heh. You know, when a person spends $600 on something you oughtta at least get a pic posing next to it.
Jeanette=
I got a lighthouse calender too! And if I smoked I’d take the ashtray off your hands since I love tropical themed stuff. Got a hula girl clock myself.