what the hell?
I cut all my locks off just before Christmas and then shaved the beard, and some of you lamented the absence of both. Good news! As you can see by my new profile pic the beard is coming along nicely hey! Odd side affect tho, my air guitar has grown a beard of it’s own and lo and behold it’s an albino air guitar! Very rare with all that white hair, weird huh.
Another interesting side effect is that I now have a penchant for cheap sunglasses, walk around mumbling lyrics to old ZZ Top classics, and I went out and bought a pair of jeans with a velcro fly. I hope that last item comes in handy soon. Must be excess testosterone levels. Any ideas?
Last night I had a brain fart and the whole damn universe just jumped up and disappeared! wtf is up with that? Thanks to some quick thinking on my part you guys all reappeared in my head and everything was back to normal. Or so I thought, this morning I had wood like a mofo’ and I had to pee sooooo bad, my old stand-by of thinking about bumpin’ uglies with Roseanne Barr still wouldn’t allow me to drain the old vein. sheesh. I tried Lois’ suggestion of doing a hand-stand but the blood rush to my other head made me woozy and I couldn’t hit the target anyway. Can any of you guys give me some ideas on another horrible thing to think about when you get that way. Damn, I must be gettin’ old, Roseanne just ain’t ugly enough to do the trick any more. Kill me now!
In other news at least 4 women bloggers, all sweet and lovely people, have been having some troubles with people hassllin’ them big time. Two have had to completely uproot their blogs to a new url to hide from the dastardly fiends and let the faithful know by email of their new digs, one has had to password lock hers and another is seriously considering to drop the whole blogging experience over it. Well I got one thing to say and let me be as blunt as possible :
Leave my friends alone! you flat headed , scum sukkin’, knuckle draggin’, pieces of shit! If you have any balls you’ll fuck with me!, to paraphrase Trashman, I want some hate mail too, send it to me!! Try to push me around, you simpering balls of slime! Ya, just what I thought, pussies, all, think they’re big men because they lean on women. grrrrr.
Sometimes odd events drop right in to your lap, from out of the blue someone happens to brighten your outlook on everything. New friends can be really cool and they may say things to you that you took for granted about yourself. Yeah, shit like that is precious. Thank you my new friend! Maybe one day we’ll hop on a couple of 4 legged Harleys and ride, just ride!
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Whoa… am I first? Sweet!
Lets round up a posse and run these scum out of blogland. They abused one of my friends and I don’t take too kindly to that.
As for your “wood” problem. I don’t know what to tell you. Just make sure you don’t roll over onto your stomach in your sleep… ouch!
yeah, and at the same time, it was sad to watch, they all deserve better. I got into the middle of one of them and was called names I haven’t heard in years
There are some weird ass people outthere but they were fu**ing a friend up, so one does what one has to.
hmmmm.. woke up hummin ‘pearl necklace’ this am..
and again.. send these freaks to da farm.. i gotta BIG desert out here…
love the guitar
You tell em Seven!! Those bastards. You and Trash can help keep the place clean and tidy. Thanks for watching out over the ladies in blogville.
I don’t have much advice on the “wood” problem, just, like someone said, don’t roll over.
As for meanness in Blogland. I have no idea what’s going on. Disagreeing is a way of life anywhere, not just here. The good thing here is, if you don’t like it, you don’t have to read it. You can just click “next blog” and move on. Imagine if we were your real neighbors.
You are my hero! If I have any further problems, I will direct them to you…my knight on a white horse…with a woody! At least you will always have a good, strong weapon to fight with!! he he he!!
BTW, I have tried to install HaloScan and I can’t get it to work. Is there a trick to it? I did the automatic install…AARRGGHH!!
an addict on the detox unit told me visualizing having his stuck to an ice tray worked for him. ? and i just posted this on trashman’s site. hmm…can’t link here but maybe you can go read it. i’m feeling the asswipes sending hate e-mails and malicious comments would back off if we had a jpg on our sites linked to you two. just don’t want to put more on your plates, being online should be fun. xxx’s
Defiant= I wish we could! that would be awesome, some blogland vigilante justice would be sweet!
Mike= you said it dude! nobody deserves to be treated that way!
Maggie= hi! and that desert sounds like fun!
Sandee= thank you sweetheart! I need ta come by and see you! xoxo’s!
Harley= thanks hon, but i wish there were something we could really do, mere words prolly won’t be enuff, who knows, huh?
Nannerpeach= i think Kristin said it best! “what in the FUCK is in the blog water!” i think is how she said it two posts down.
Lilly= =) haha thank you!! send them my way i ain’t bashful !
and i’ll see if i can help with the Haloscan today, xoxo’s!
Veronica= haha thats a good one! and eeep! has to hurt!!!! yowch!
dealing with people like that would be fun! , you gave me an idea thankya! xoxo’s!!!!!!!!
spank
I know there isn’t really anything that anyone can do about it. I mean, blogs are for people to journal their personal thoughts and feelings, who is it to tell anyone they can’t have the opinion they have. I just think people like to go around making rude comments, I think they “get off” on it somehow. I think they would be better off looking at your post below (what works me up) and learn a lesson or two at what is “Get off” material.
i don’t get the whole thing with the blog hate mail either. i don’t understand what the problem is with just walking away…or post on your own blog your opinion - but don’t blast someone for their own thoughts on their own blog. it just plain pisses me off.
1. ZZ top rocks! Did I ever mention that back when I was an optician and lab tech that I worked on Dusty Hill’s sunglasses? He was the nicest guy on Earth.
2. I wrote an post about all of the hatemail and spam that I’ve read. I think it was a little too unprofessional to publish though. You and Trash seemed to cover it just perfectly. If you need me to back you up, just let me know.
I only know one sure fire way to get rid of wood in the morning….
Oh, and I saw Dusty out in Galveston at the Grand when we went to see Tuna Christmas last December. G-d he’s looking old. I used to think he was kinda cute- now he looks a bit like Col. Sanders.
Sign me up for the Harley ride, even though I own a Suzuki- ok?
Harley= i think we may just be able to do something about it, i emailed Trash about an idea and if we agree on the details, i’ll put the idea into motion, give us a day or 2 to iron it out and we’ll inform the community of how they can join up!
Knowing Trash, i’m pretty sure he’ll want in, either way i’m gonna do it!
Allie= beats me, i want some hatemail, dammit, i want some a that fun myownself!
Jethro= haha brushes with celibritys are fun, i used to service a BMW 850i for a forward for the Atlanta Hawks B’Ball team, that sucker had gym shoes the size of Cincinatti in the trunk, was pretty funny to see feet that damn big sheesh! guy was a good tipper tho! and on the hatemail front, i just sent you an email !
Brighton= i love the way you think! and ya it always sukks to see our heroes fade doesn’t it? but we still have the musical memories !!
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Yea.. the hate mail/harassment shit is rediculous! If you don’t like something, fine, disagree, but being a fucking coward hiding behind supposed “man or woman hood” just because it’s on the ‘net and harassing the other person…. what the fuck does that fucking solve? I’d say I’m sorry for the swears, but I’m not. It’s frustrating. I know who I’ve got in my corner though, and believe me if I ever feel I need any of ya, I’m not afraid to speak up!
I’m not really sure what to tell ya about your morning wood issue…. I personally have never had that problem, LOL
*poink* !!!!!!!!!! Haha
hey did anyone notice my sexy gravatar - guess who did it for me! yay seven!
Solutions to peeing with morning wood:
1. pee in the shower.
2. since Roseanne doesn’t work, how about Joan Rivers?
Right on.
With guys like you and trash on the case, the hate mail should stop, asap.
I know I would be scared.
Er, try thinking of Michael Jackson, perhaps. He always dries me up…
Ange= choice words hon, thanks!!
Allie= oh ya! it fits!! xoxo’s!
monogodo= thanks dude, and Joan is a hag now with Tammy Faye style makeup! eeep! whoa!
Jack= thanks dude!
Angi= thank you for the vote of confidence~!
Jamie=!! that guy is a frikin ghoul and gives me nightmares! LOL somebody drive a stake in his evil heart, please!
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I fail to see why you didn’t think of Jennifer Garner and just spank the monkey?
Or maybe that’s just my perverted self
ZZ…er, I mean Seven-Baby. MEAN PEOPLE SUCK! Who ever said chivalry was dead? xo
Hot stuff, there Seven! Which is which?
Anyway…I finally linked you. Lazy freak that I am…
Can’t get past the visual of you with morning wood and that last post. Dude! You’re killin me here!!
Becka= good idea, Jennifer huh. i’ll try that LOL
Last Girl= thanks! and they DO suck, you got that right!!
Varla= double thanks, hon!
Kristin= thats not my intention sweetheart! xoxo’s!
ZZ
Saw ZZ Top twice in concert, love the fuzzy guitar , lol
Don’t know what to tell you about the wood situation *lol* I mean I have NO experience with that , so I can’t help ya there! I see a few folks gave you some advice though ;o)
As for mean people who suck in blogland, yes I have met a few and have even took down a site because of this one person. Have never done anything to this person, but they just had to come by and post some ugly shit on MY blog. Like one of the posters said here, Mean people do suck!
This should help with that wood problem
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/redfred/blogger.jpg
I can’t stand when people harass bloggers espically when it’s our friends. I mean if you wanna gripe get your own dam blog to gripe on for peets sake!
Seven,
I just adore the beard! Your’s and the air guitar’s!
Some people live to be mean and all they know is how to hurt others. I know one person who is that way and I was the receiving end to the point I left all the Yahoo groups no longer chat on-line and oh shit if they find my blog.
I have been lucky with my blog. Sweetie I need a gravatar can you help me?
If Roseanne Barr isn’t doing it for you, perhaps Mo’Nique?
http://celebrity-network.net/vinniratcliff/gallery18.htm
Yeah baby!
Hey how do I get a gravatar?? I want one toooooo *sniff*
I need a new template, so you have my email, contact me to discuss. I won’t repond today, too bummed but we can make something cool happen.
Seven~You know that it’s possible to break your penis, don’t you? My mom’s a nurse, I know these things. As everyone else said, don’t roll over.
Don’t know who has been being harassed, but thanks for stepping up. You keep busting out the chivalry, and old English Hugh is going to have a run for his money.
Do the ZZ Top guys gotta tie their beards to the side when eating soup?
cause every girl’s crazy about a chowder-tressed man.
Leslie= i’m so glad ya commented, i’m gonna send ya a gmail ! and thanks for thinkin bout the wood prob!!
Trash= thanks dude!, i think you just fixed my problem but i’ll prolly be pukin too much to worry about havin’ to pee!
Charon= thank ya , thank ya!
Zelda= !! omg another eye burner, ya gotta stop doin’ that to me, last time it wuz the guy in lacy garters sportin’ a stiffie, my eyes are still bleedin’ from that one! eeeep!
Mike= thanks dude, ill be there, we can rock the hell out of your template, just need a theme and i’ll run with it if ya want!
Julie= OMG don’t tell me that, i can just see him ina splint all wrapped in …hmm and uuhmm gettin loving kisses from the……oh n/m LOL
Michael= !!!!! OMFG thats just about the funniest song lyric switch i ever heard dude! i was laffin for 5 min, serious!!!
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Trashman, does RedFred know you’re advertising his wares??
Seven, on your hair thing … if you’re using straighteners (I thought your hair was curly), I think that’s your problem for your pee problem, too. Lay off the straighteners and all should, err, loosen up.
So chivalrous, you are.
Jeanette= thanks for the tip, i never thought of that, and i imagine the reverse is also true? lots more straightener wil make things a bit stiffer? not that i have any need for that sorta thing but ya know, uhmm other peeps might, ya never know….
Kat= you’re too kind, i’m just a biker without a bike at the moment, soon remedied i hope!
weee!
Bikers…. their biggest secret is they’re teddy bears at heart…
Oh wait.
I gave it away.
It’s the devils dancing on my halo.
Heh.
Just thought I’d let you know I’m fully entertained by your blog and will continue following. Thanks for the late-nite smile.