what works me up
that last list was sooo fun, here’s another for you guyz!
- Nicely trimmed pubes, I wanna see what i’m diving for, and a mouth full of hair is not fun and especially not in the dark. Being able to see all the naughty details is a major plus and can’t be stressed enough. Shaved is optional, but not fun all the time, the regrowth is too stubbly and hard on the face! Just long enough that it’s not like stubble is the perfect length in my opinion.
- Sex in public. I’ve been lucky enough to enjoy that with several women, one quite often. She was majorly turned on by the idea that we could get caught, but didn’t really want to actually get caught. See the difference? We were caught once in mid act, naked on the floor of my van when 2 cops swung the doors open and put their flashlights right on us! After that night she would often suggest we go parking in the moonlight even though we were married and had a nice place to have all the sex we wanted! That was my first wife.
- The look. I want to be slayed with a look that says “dude, your ass is mine when we get home!” in a room full of people, A woman that can make me feel like we’re all alone in a group of other people is amazing, when you have that kind of rapport, there’s nothing better. Body language is way underestimated I think. Not to mention a bit of uncomfortable drool from you know where.
- Soft, loving, caressing sex. Relaxed and thoughtful, enjoying the moment to moment feeling and taking pleasure more from the love than the lustful urges. It’s love baby! I want that….very much with all my potential long term relationships. This is always high on my mind with any woman, a long term relationship is what I want.
- Lustful, nasssteee over the top sex! The type that can last for hours and hours. This is a must in the long run of my relationships, if you don’t want your base sexual urges satisfied in a primal fashion like the animals we are then don’t knock on my door. I want to explore all possibilities with my lover and seek a suitably curious partner.
- Talk dirty. Yes, I want to hear it when we’re into #6 above, I mean I want to hear it all. In vivid color, the type of language that makes even sailors blush. C*nt, f*ck, pr*ck and p*ssy are all lumped in there. I censored that for you guys, ain’t I nice?
- Pain. I like a bit of pain with my pleasure, and I’ve had that kind of fun often with many different women. Nothing drastic or even drawing blood, just the mild stuff please. Some light spanking, nipple biting and pinching in the right spots are a huge turn on for me, how about you? I even like teeth marks on my johnson once in a while, do it!
- Taking showers together on occasions, soaping each other up and even washing each others naughty bits can be a lot of fun, but not all the time, privacy is also important in any relationship. Don’t overdo the intimacy. But don’t underplay the importance of that special feeling of sharing very intimate details about each other.
- Tell me you love me, often, daily, kiss me and hold me, make me feel special, and i’ll return the affection doubly. Love notes, special food, surprise kisses for no obvious reason, eating out at romantic spots, feeding each other, eating each other, and just being playful and thoughtful are great things to share, I want that!
- When I turn you on, show me, get the wetness on your fingertips and make me taste you or put my hand there and have me feel for myself, that sort of thing drives me wild, and i’ll show you just how wild when we hit the sheets. I’m all yours!
- Be animated, don’t just lay there and let me do ya, that’s no fun, sex is interactive, lets share being dominant, you take the initiative or command me to do your evil naughty bidding. Lets play!
I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it, have fun!!
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sounds like a good list to me!
You mention ‘many women’ multiple times. I want a number, damnit!
Wow.
Just….
Yeah.
Cold shower.
Yep. Definitely a cold shower inducing post. You evil evil man!
*keep the lists comin’* LOL
I’ll be back in a minute.
Okay I’m back now. Whew. Damn man.
I like stubble, but not on pubes for the same reason.
#9 - only if we turn off the lights. Flourescent lighting in the shower, uhhhh no.
#4 is a post of it’s own. Damn man.
I need another minute….
my goodness.
stirred
up
Myles= thank you, glad you likey =)
KtP= silly girl, but i would only be able to guess more than 35 but less than 50 totally different women. is that a lot? or a little? i guess it’s relative. my mom says my dad was the only man in her sex life ever, but i’ve had GF’s that i’m pretty sure prolly slept with more thn 20 men. and no I have never ever had any form of VD LOL
Angel= yes ma’am!
Becka- i have to agree on the fluorescent lights, skin tone is baaaaad under those LOL and you like #4 hmm very cool, body language is a big thing for me too =) its like people can say one thing but body language gives it away that the’re not as enthusiastic about how they feel about you as what they say they are. that make sense? hehe
Celti= mucho goodness
Wow sev….I just finished packing to go out of town to finish the record. Last Guy went to bed a while ago…AND DAMN YOU…I’ve got to go wake him up now after reading that post! (wink, wink, nudge, nudge!) I think this calls for #10… And here I thought you were Virgin!
Thank you for making women horny with that post.
#12 reminds me of my last ex-girlfriend. She was so quiet even when she was cumming. She just arched her back and not a sound was heard.
i now understand why “you know who” sends you “you know what” in your “in box” after you post stuff like this. you horn dog.
Hell of a single’s ad, dude.
So, which newspaper are you gonna publish it in?
Moustache hair?
golf courses in natural light and parks in the moonlight. poolside day or night. raquetball courts with one wall of glass = risque. on and on she goes…xxxx’s
damn. I think I need to hop back in the sack with my hubby and stir him up a little. No kids home, dog is alseep… see ya!
Last Girl= awww, that’s sweet! don’t tell him I sent ya tho, hehe
Jethro= damn dude, ya sure ya didn’t kill her?
inky= hi sweetheart!
Jeanette= ALL of them, i got lotsa catching up to do…..!
Trash= i don’t care if ya have a moustache dude, i don’t swing that way! LOL
Veronica= you trying to steal my heart? xoxo’s!
Harley= make the earth move, wake the dog and have the neighbors go WTF was that!
the
dog
Damn. Where do you live? Just wanna make sure that you ain’t gonna pop up here in a local bar…the women here wouldn’t know what to do with you…I mean they would know what to do, they would just be a little, well you know…I can’t really think right now…just a little hot-n-bothered! I’ll come back later when I have cooled off…yikes!
whooooooooo-hoooooooooo ya dawg you! lovely juicy way to wake up.. share water, brother!
BTW.. age, enthusiasm, and a very blonde bit of lip fuzz works for me everytime….he he he
Lilly= hehe i live in N’Awlinz dawlin’
weee!
Maggie= wooo hooo to you to!
sounds like you got your finger on the button!!
hahahaha. Actually man, we had sex quite a bit and she did the same thing every time. Glad to be out of that one. I like women who are vocal. Scream when they cum, dig their fingernails into my back.
Moustache hair? So weird, it’s almost kinky.
*feels upper lip* No… don’t got that going on. Body language is seriously underrated.
LOL that’s not what I meant big boy.
Seven, how would Trashman know if the nickname “big boy” is warranted?
Jethro= LOL when you described her orgasm i got this idea you might have given her a mini-heart attack with your prowess!
Lauren= yes it is, i’m just a frikkin weirdo!
Trash= I know dude, just ribbin’, no doubt what side the street you walk on!
Jeanette= leave it to you to “disturb the shit” in an unexpected way, no wonder we all love ya so much! xoxo’s!
eep!
I stumbled across your list - and have to let you know I enjoyed…you basically said you like women who are humans…living breathing (screaming!
) humans…
It made me smile! Thanks!
I might have been tired but I damn sure was not dead…..got that burst of energy….yes I did…Hubby thanks you man….luv ya….