who knew?
One night I came in from an evening at the bar feeling pretty good, and I could hear some raucous noise downstairs in the basement. I had 3 room mates at the time, the house was 3 bedrooms upstairs and a large bedroom in the basement. There sounded like a full blown party was going on downstairs with lots of laughing and loud talking and I could hear at least one womans voice. Eddie was the guy that lived in the basement room, we had worked together for a while, that’s how we had met each other. I decided to see what was up so I head down the stairs and turn the corner into Eddies room and the sight before me was pretty wild. Eddie and another room mate, Steve had picked up a local girl at a bar and had brought her home for some play. I knew her as well, her name was Debbie and I had seen her around and we had talked and flirted several times before.
What I saw was all three of them on the floor on a big comforter, stripped naked and having sex with wild abandon. Debbie was on her hands and knees, ass in the air, taking Eddie in her mouth as Eddie was kneeling before her with his eyes rolled back in his head. Steve was kneeling behind her giving her all he had like a dog and slapping her ass at the same time. I was momentarily stunned and I muttered uh-oh and then Eddie looked over and saw me and he went uh-oh, this got Steve’s attention of course and he looked around and yep he said uh-oh too! Debbie let Eddie slip from her mouth however, and looked around and saw me and said “Hey! I didn’t know you lived here too, come join us!” This apparently wasn’t all that cool with Steve and Eddie, I could tell by the looks on their faces that they weren’t up to sharing more than they already were, but Debbie insisted and I figured why not. I stripped and grabbed a condom and jumped into the fray.
Debbie turned out to be pretty amazing and took all 3 of us on in every way you might imagine including all 3 of us at once. I had been in threesomes before but it was me and 2 women each time before, this was the first with another man in the group much less 2 other men. This was one epic session and I will never forget it as long as I live. Now it was getting into the wee hours of the morning and we were all getting pretty drunk and tired from all the activity and I distinctly remembered Eddie saying he had lost track of his condom. I remember him and Debbie searching for it briefly, turning the comforter over and searching the floor, but they coudn’t find it and quickly gave up. The lost condom was quickly forgotten and I went upstairs to sleep, totally exhausted.
About a week later me and Eddie were at the bar and Debbie walks in with a big smile on her face. She comes over to the table and sits down and Eddie asks why she is smiling so hard. I think we both assumed she might be smiling because she wanted to play again that night and was just plain ecstatic to see us. She, however, looks at each of us in turn and says “Remember that condom you lost last week Eddie?” Eddie slowly nods and looks at me with a sideways glance and I could tell we both knew exactly what she would say next. “I found it last night!!” she giggled.
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Mental. Image. O.M.G. Have to poke out my corneas now…..
A WEEK later?! Dude–ewwwww!
ACK! A week later! after all that….umm…fun???
ewwwwwwww!
Can you imagine the smell? OMG I have to go throw up…
Aimee= LOL i know, i know!!
Regan= yup apparently, she didn’t seem very upset about it either, i started to ask if it had happened before, but i decided i really didn’t want to know…..
Becka= no i can’t and i won’t, ya can’t make me!!
Kristin= eeep!
The real question is, WHERE did she find it?
Geographically, I mean. Not anatomically.
The better question would be, WHY was she looking?
Sounds like real safe sex there.
I’m kind of shocked and a leeeetle impressed…
Jethro= i don’t think she was actually looking for it, it was lodged in her cooch and a douche brought it out!
OMG I have to go throw up now.
How do you go a week and not know something is up there?!?
uhhhhhhh….I’m sick.
Ummm, soooo, did you find that as nauseating as the rest of the people here seem to? Or did you all hopon the DebbyWagon again?
Becka= me not know…..
Jeanette= that was why me and Eddie exchanged glances just as she was telling us, we knew that’s what she was going say and we did NOT want to hear it, sooooo, we let the DebbyWagon roll right out of town
o.m.i.g.o.d. imagery is churning in my artsy soul and screaming to be put on canvas. i’m off to the studio to sketch my first macabré condom…and debbie, who we will give an alluring name. gawd, she earned it.
Well, I just said “hello” to my breakfast… thought provoking imagery there. And EW, just EW!
DUDE
If your balls touched another mans balls thats gay. LOL Great fucking story.
This sounds like a Penthouse letter. Oh, and that same thing happened to a friend of mine. The relationship with the girl in question was pretty much over after he witnessed her digging around in there searching for it. Not too sexy.
Eeeeeek…. Well… at least everyone had fun the week before…. LOL
EWW.
and then EWW.
and once more EWW.
Veronica= hehe i can’t wait to see it!
Nanner= what can i say….
Trashman= there is that but hey it was all in good but not so clean fun….
Gooch= hmm good idea, maybe i will send it to them!
Angel= thats a good way to look at it!
Christel= AMEN and then again AMEN!
Seven! I can’t…I don’t…uhhhhh…
DAMN! Just damn. That is a wild story. Kind of makes me ashamed of my Wal Mart posts.
P.S. I tried everything in my power to make it to Mardis Gras this year, but it just isn’t happening. Next year will be a better bet.
Well… at least she didn’t walk in and say “Hey, Eddie… remember that condom you lost? How ya feel ’bout bein’ a daddy?” THAT woulda been way worse! (And for a split second what I thought she was going to say….)
WonderWoman had sex with three guys in one night and waited a week for a douche. I wonder what else she has up there.
She hadda be drunk to smile while admitting that!
I…
got nothing. but I am laughing my ass off!
Oh, ugh. No. I was ok right up to Laurie’s comment. Now I’m with all the others in the barf-line. Gag…
Zelda= ya never know i might just show up in your neighborhood…
Angel= you’re right!!!!!!!
Laurie= i try not to wonder, seriously….
Jamie= i don’t think she was but maybe….
Aimee= all out of barf bags!! sorry!
uh
huh
that’s just…ewwwwww.
Bahahahahaha!!!
Ohhhh Seven,,,,,Ewwwwwwww!! A mental image! “DELETE DELETE DELETE!! , lol….
What a skank…lol!!!!
Shit, and I thought those stories were only in Playboy.
um. i think i never want to have sex again. and ew.
ew.
ew.
Angi= lol yes it is/was !
Tammy= my brain is still running windoze 3.1, i dont think it has a delete …..
Sara= you can’t make this stuff up, at least i can’t…
Allie= !!! i’m sorry!! not! you fibber!!
Ok. I got nothing. No, wait…nope, nothing.
Yikes! I do! An image that is seared into my corneas and probably will be for the rest of my natural born days.
I did laugh out loud!!! Good golly Miss Molly.
Drifted over by way of Trashman…
…and what a story to come in on! YIKES! At least she found it….but the mental image!…I prefer to think back to the other part of the story..the fun part…before the finding……
Chloe= will you ever recover?? eep!
tCj= hi and thanks for stoppin’ in!
ya there was a good part/bad part to that story huh !
1 word for that….
eeeeewwwwwwwww!
Just to let you know that I am going to recover from this. After the initial shock and image wore off, I started laughing so hard, and then I was envious! I wish I had the nerve to be that bold in any given situation! Kudos to you Seven for being the brave one!!!!
That is both foul and fantastic at the same time. Good for you, getting a piece of that action - but god damn, losing a condom up there for a week is scary. I’m thinking it’s kind of pointless if it slipped off, huh? =)